Joke
 

The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help
me get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some
diet pills!

I'm looking for a place to live, can you help me?

--
Dogman

"I have approximate answers and possible beliefs in different degrees of certainty
about different things, but I'm not absolutely sure of anything" - Richard Feynman