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Bobo Bonobo? August 30th, 2004 02:35 AM

Syrup of ipecac
 
I put a little bit of shredded cheese on some highly seasoned food I'd
made, then put on really intense hot sauce. It was pretty
disappointing, and I figured I'd gotten the seasonings wrong. I'd
eaten about half a plate when I decided to sprinkle some more cheese
on. I smelled this off smell. Turned out it was the cheese, and I
hadn't smelled it originally because I was sitting right underneath a
ceiling fan. The cheese smelled really bad. I tried to get myself to
throw up, but I couldn't. So, I locked up the building and went to
Walgreen's to buy the ipecac.
It works. That was at about 4 or 4:30, and my stomach still feels
like **** from it (it's 8:30). So bad that I might not even be able
to drink tonight. I don't think I'll end up in the hospital with food
poisoning though. From now on, I'm smelling things carefully every
single time I open them. If that **** had botulism, I could've died.
On my tombstone it could have read, "Here lies Bryan. He ate bad
cheese."

--Bryan

becca August 30th, 2004 03:24 AM

In article ,
(Bobo Bonobo?) wrote:

"Here lies Bryan. He ate bad
cheese."


sounds like Hemingway.

becca
--
"you dumb ****ing idealist." -NavyKurt

becca August 30th, 2004 03:24 AM

In article ,
(Bobo Bonobo?) wrote:

"Here lies Bryan. He ate bad
cheese."


sounds like Hemingway.

becca
--
"you dumb ****ing idealist." -NavyKurt

Luna August 30th, 2004 04:36 AM

In article ,
(Bobo Bonobo?) wrote:

I put a little bit of shredded cheese on some highly seasoned food I'd
made, then put on really intense hot sauce. It was pretty
disappointing, and I figured I'd gotten the seasonings wrong. I'd
eaten about half a plate when I decided to sprinkle some more cheese
on. I smelled this off smell. Turned out it was the cheese, and I
hadn't smelled it originally because I was sitting right underneath a
ceiling fan. The cheese smelled really bad. I tried to get myself to
throw up, but I couldn't. So, I locked up the building and went to
Walgreen's to buy the ipecac.
It works. That was at about 4 or 4:30, and my stomach still feels
like **** from it (it's 8:30). So bad that I might not even be able
to drink tonight. I don't think I'll end up in the hospital with food
poisoning though. From now on, I'm smelling things carefully every
single time I open them. If that **** had botulism, I could've died.
On my tombstone it could have read, "Here lies Bryan. He ate bad
cheese."

--Bryan


Heh. Had a similar thing happen to me recently, with some deli turkey. It
had some kind of black pepper seasoning on it, so I only smelled the
pepper. About an hour after eating it my stomach hurt sooooo badly, all
the way around, like someone was tightening a steel belt around my waist.
At first I thought it was gas from eating broccoli, because I didn't feel
nauseous at all. Eventually I did though, and that turkey was the only
thing I threw up.

--
Michelle Levin
http://www.mindspring.com/~lunachick

I have only 3 flaws. My first flaw is thinking that I only have 3 flaws.

Luna August 30th, 2004 04:36 AM

In article ,
(Bobo Bonobo?) wrote:

I put a little bit of shredded cheese on some highly seasoned food I'd
made, then put on really intense hot sauce. It was pretty
disappointing, and I figured I'd gotten the seasonings wrong. I'd
eaten about half a plate when I decided to sprinkle some more cheese
on. I smelled this off smell. Turned out it was the cheese, and I
hadn't smelled it originally because I was sitting right underneath a
ceiling fan. The cheese smelled really bad. I tried to get myself to
throw up, but I couldn't. So, I locked up the building and went to
Walgreen's to buy the ipecac.
It works. That was at about 4 or 4:30, and my stomach still feels
like **** from it (it's 8:30). So bad that I might not even be able
to drink tonight. I don't think I'll end up in the hospital with food
poisoning though. From now on, I'm smelling things carefully every
single time I open them. If that **** had botulism, I could've died.
On my tombstone it could have read, "Here lies Bryan. He ate bad
cheese."

--Bryan


Heh. Had a similar thing happen to me recently, with some deli turkey. It
had some kind of black pepper seasoning on it, so I only smelled the
pepper. About an hour after eating it my stomach hurt sooooo badly, all
the way around, like someone was tightening a steel belt around my waist.
At first I thought it was gas from eating broccoli, because I didn't feel
nauseous at all. Eventually I did though, and that turkey was the only
thing I threw up.

--
Michelle Levin
http://www.mindspring.com/~lunachick

I have only 3 flaws. My first flaw is thinking that I only have 3 flaws.

The shady Doctor Ralf Dudenheimer August 30th, 2004 11:10 AM

On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 03:36:09 GMT, Luna
wrote:

Heh. Had a similar thing happen to me recently, with some deli turkey. It
had some kind of black pepper seasoning on it, so I only smelled the
pepper. About an hour after eating it my stomach hurt sooooo badly, all
the way around, like someone was tightening a steel belt around my waist.
At first I thought it was gas from eating broccoli, because I didn't feel
nauseous at all. Eventually I did though, and that turkey was the only
thing I threw up.


Methinks, you better mentally prepare yourself to tell Jason about
your panties.

Ralf #2

--
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down

billydee August 30th, 2004 07:20 PM

(Bobo Bonobo?) wrote in message . com...
I put a little bit of shredded cheese on some highly seasoned food I'd
made, then put on really intense hot sauce. It was pretty
disappointing, and I figured I'd gotten the seasonings wrong. I'd
eaten about half a plate when I decided to sprinkle some more cheese
on. I smelled this off smell. Turned out it was the cheese, and I
hadn't smelled it originally because I was sitting right underneath a
ceiling fan. The cheese smelled really bad. I tried to get myself to
throw up, but I couldn't. So, I locked up the building and went to
Walgreen's to buy the ipecac.
It works. That was at about 4 or 4:30, and my stomach still feels
like **** from it (it's 8:30). So bad that I might not even be able
to drink tonight. I don't think I'll end up in the hospital with food
poisoning though. From now on, I'm smelling things carefully every
single time I open them. If that **** had botulism, I could've died.
On my tombstone it could have read, "Here lies Bryan. He ate bad
cheese."

--Bryan


Can you really get sick from bad cheese?

billydee August 30th, 2004 07:20 PM

(Bobo Bonobo?) wrote in message . com...
I put a little bit of shredded cheese on some highly seasoned food I'd
made, then put on really intense hot sauce. It was pretty
disappointing, and I figured I'd gotten the seasonings wrong. I'd
eaten about half a plate when I decided to sprinkle some more cheese
on. I smelled this off smell. Turned out it was the cheese, and I
hadn't smelled it originally because I was sitting right underneath a
ceiling fan. The cheese smelled really bad. I tried to get myself to
throw up, but I couldn't. So, I locked up the building and went to
Walgreen's to buy the ipecac.
It works. That was at about 4 or 4:30, and my stomach still feels
like **** from it (it's 8:30). So bad that I might not even be able
to drink tonight. I don't think I'll end up in the hospital with food
poisoning though. From now on, I'm smelling things carefully every
single time I open them. If that **** had botulism, I could've died.
On my tombstone it could have read, "Here lies Bryan. He ate bad
cheese."

--Bryan


Can you really get sick from bad cheese?

billydee August 30th, 2004 07:21 PM

(Bobo Bonobo?) wrote in message . com...
I put a little bit of shredded cheese on some highly seasoned food I'd
made, then put on really intense hot sauce. It was pretty
disappointing, and I figured I'd gotten the seasonings wrong. I'd
eaten about half a plate when I decided to sprinkle some more cheese
on. I smelled this off smell. Turned out it was the cheese, and I
hadn't smelled it originally because I was sitting right underneath a
ceiling fan. The cheese smelled really bad. I tried to get myself to
throw up, but I couldn't. So, I locked up the building and went to
Walgreen's to buy the ipecac.
It works. That was at about 4 or 4:30, and my stomach still feels
like **** from it (it's 8:30). So bad that I might not even be able
to drink tonight. I don't think I'll end up in the hospital with food
poisoning though. From now on, I'm smelling things carefully every
single time I open them. If that **** had botulism, I could've died.
On my tombstone it could have read, "Here lies Bryan. He ate bad
cheese."

--Bryan


Can you really get sick from bad cheese?

billydee August 30th, 2004 07:21 PM

(Bobo Bonobo?) wrote in message . com...
I put a little bit of shredded cheese on some highly seasoned food I'd
made, then put on really intense hot sauce. It was pretty
disappointing, and I figured I'd gotten the seasonings wrong. I'd
eaten about half a plate when I decided to sprinkle some more cheese
on. I smelled this off smell. Turned out it was the cheese, and I
hadn't smelled it originally because I was sitting right underneath a
ceiling fan. The cheese smelled really bad. I tried to get myself to
throw up, but I couldn't. So, I locked up the building and went to
Walgreen's to buy the ipecac.
It works. That was at about 4 or 4:30, and my stomach still feels
like **** from it (it's 8:30). So bad that I might not even be able
to drink tonight. I don't think I'll end up in the hospital with food
poisoning though. From now on, I'm smelling things carefully every
single time I open them. If that **** had botulism, I could've died.
On my tombstone it could have read, "Here lies Bryan. He ate bad
cheese."

--Bryan


Can you really get sick from bad cheese?


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