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I want to live the longest possible -- so give me this product! RightNOW!
I want the following product right now and I want it for $1-a-
pack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give it to me!!!! NOW!!!! Here is a description of the product: A hypothetical diet product that is vegan-friendly and has all the nutrients of vegetables, fruits, herbs, algae, seaweed, mushrooms and other non-animal organisms that are necessary/beneficial for human health. It also contains beneficial and essential microbes [such as probiotics]. All the aforementioned are in amounts optimum for human health. This product is completely organic and free of any pesticides, synthetic ethylene and other man-made substances that compromise the health of organisms and their human consumers. In addition, no organisms used in the product are genetically-engineered. Equally important is the soil and other conditions used to grow these organisms is healthy, organic, and free of pollutants. This product may be extremely healthy to live off of. However, it will likely taste bad. To make this product consumable, oral equipment is included. This apparatus includes a mouth piece – made of health- friendly, eco-friendly material – that will coat the tongue, teeth, gums, and pretty much the entire mouth of the consumer to protect him/ her from perceiving the noxious flavors. The mouth piece is firm enough to maintain its shape yet soft enough to be comfortable to the consumer. The part of the device covering the tongue is thin and especially soft, so that the consumer can feel the presence of the drink in his/her mouth and safely swallow the beverage without it entering the windpipe. This is necessary because the process of peristalsis and the epiglottal protection of the windpipe start from the back of the tongue. Prior to the making of this product, all proteins & fats are pre- digested completely, and the following substances are completely removed from the organisms: 1. Any carbohydrate that raises blood sugar. Fermentable fibers [such as inulin] are not removed at all as they don’t count as net carbs and actually benefit health during induction and otherwise. Simple sugars and digestible starches are completely removed. Non-fermentable fibers [such as cellulose] are also completely removed as they don’t offer much benefit other than to add bulk to the stools. Non-fermentable carbohydrates not classified as vitamins or fibers are also removed completely. 2. Glycerol [which is unnecessary calories and can be produced by the body] 3. Saturated fatty acids [which contribute to atherosclerosis] 4. Trans fatty acids [which are far worse for health than saturated fatty acids] 5. Any other substance that is known not to be beneficial to – or necessary for – health. All organisms used in this product – excluding tomatoes – are raw. Tomatoes are boiled to bring out the lycopenes. To make the product healthier, bad minerals [such as lead and thallium] are completely removed [assuming any of them happen to somehow be in the organisms]. To decrease blood pressure, sodium and chloride are decreased [but not completely removed]. The sodium is decreased as much as can be without leading to symptoms of sodium deficiency. The chloride is decreased as much as possible without causing any serious symptoms of chloride deficiency – the consumer should still be able to safely perform tasks taken for granted – such as driving or operating machinery. The decrease in chloride will help balance out the acidity caused by ketosis. To help prevent kidney stones during ketosis, extra potassium ions are added to the product. The potassium is also alkaline and will further assist the body in keeping itself non-acidic during ketosis. In addition, the extra potassium is added because the body responds to chlorine deficiency by making the kidneys excrete potassium. So more potassium must be consumed to make up for this loss. The product has drinking water added to it to make it easier to drink. This product is in small health-friendly, eco-friendly bottles. Five bottles per day should be consumed. The bottles are in a package and are of different sizes. Each package includes the oral devices that will prevent the consumer from tasting the product and assist in swallowing it. The biggest bottle should be consumed in the morning. The smallest should be consumed in the evening. In between, are bottles of different sizes. Earlier in the day, the bigger bottles should be consumed and as the day progresses the smaller bottles should be consumed. This routine follows the saying “eat breakfast link a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper” – except the food is divided into 5 smaller meals instead of 3 bigger meals. This is an extra benefit to diabetes patients who are following this hypothetical diet. It is important to understand that this product will initially not satiate it’s users. However, once ketosis kicks in, appetite will decrease and consumers will no longer feel the urge to eat. To summarize, the organisms in the product are chopped to the molecular level. Second, the proteins/fats are pre-digested all the way down to their monomers [amino acids in the case of proteins, fatty acids & glycerol in the case of fats]. Third, the undesirable substances are removed. Finally, good microbes, potassium ions, and drinking water are added. There still will be fat in this product, it's just that they will be broken down to fatty acids [and the glycerol portions removed] prior to bottling. Many fatty acids are necessary and/or beneficial for health. They also assist in the absorption of fat-soluble vitamins. However, the bad fatty acids will be removed completely. If this product did exist it would greatly benefit obese patients. I just wish someone would start a company, get the company to make this theoretical product, and sell it to the general public at a reasonable price [i.e. $1 per package]. What would happen to me if I spent a year on a diet using only this product and in the manner I described [5 bottles a day, first bottle biggest, next bottles getting progressively smaller, the last bottle smallest]? Anything unhealthy? I doubt it. If only this product existed and was affordable, I’d have no problem living solely off it. Give it to me NOW!!!!! __ Green Xenon |
I want to live the longest possible -- so give me this product!Right NOW!
On Apr 7, 10:30*pm, GreenXenon wrote:
I want the following product right now and I want it for $1-a- pack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give it to me!!!! NOW!!!! Here is a description of the product: A hypothetical diet product that is vegan-friendly and has all the nutrients of vegetables, fruits, herbs, algae, seaweed, mushrooms and other non-animal organisms that are necessary/beneficial for human health. It also contains beneficial and essential microbes [such as probiotics]. All the aforementioned are in amounts optimum for human health. This product is completely organic and free of any pesticides, synthetic ethylene and other man-made substances that compromise the health of organisms and their human consumers. In addition, no organisms used in the product are genetically-engineered. Equally important is the soil and other conditions used to grow these organisms is healthy, organic, and free of pollutants. This product may be extremely healthy to live off of. However, it will likely taste bad. To make this product consumable, oral equipment is included. This apparatus includes a mouth piece – made of health- friendly, eco-friendly material – that will coat the tongue, teeth, gums, and pretty much the entire mouth of the consumer to protect him/ her from perceiving the noxious flavors. The mouth piece is firm enough to maintain its shape yet soft enough to be comfortable to the consumer. The part of the device covering the tongue is thin and especially soft, so that the consumer can feel the presence of the drink in his/her mouth and safely swallow the beverage without it entering the windpipe. This is necessary because the process of peristalsis and the epiglottal protection of the windpipe start from the back of the tongue. Prior to the making of this product, all proteins & fats are pre- digested completely, and the following substances are completely removed from the organisms: 1. Any carbohydrate that raises blood sugar. Fermentable fibers [such as inulin] are not removed at all as they don’t count as net carbs and actually benefit health during induction and otherwise. Simple sugars and digestible starches are completely removed. Non-fermentable fibers [such as cellulose] are also completely removed as they don’t offer much benefit other than to add bulk to the stools. Non-fermentable carbohydrates not classified as vitamins or fibers are also removed completely. 2. Glycerol [which is unnecessary calories and can be produced by the body] 3. Saturated fatty acids [which contribute to atherosclerosis] 4. Trans fatty acids [which are far worse for health than saturated fatty acids] 5. Any other substance that is known not to be beneficial to – or necessary for – health. All organisms used in this product – excluding tomatoes – are raw. Tomatoes are boiled to bring out the lycopenes. To make the product healthier, bad minerals [such as lead and thallium] are completely removed [assuming any of them happen to somehow be in the organisms]. To decrease blood pressure, sodium and chloride are decreased [but not completely removed]. The sodium is decreased as much as can be without leading to symptoms of sodium deficiency. The chloride is decreased as much as possible without causing any serious symptoms of chloride deficiency – the consumer should still be able to safely perform tasks taken for granted – such as driving or operating machinery. The decrease in chloride will help balance out the acidity caused by ketosis. To help prevent kidney stones during ketosis, extra potassium ions are added to the product. The potassium is also alkaline and will further assist the body in keeping itself non-acidic during ketosis. In addition, the extra potassium is added because the body responds to chlorine deficiency by making the kidneys excrete potassium. So more potassium must be consumed to make up for this loss. The product has drinking water added to it to make it easier to drink. This product is in small health-friendly, eco-friendly bottles. Five bottles per day should be consumed. The bottles are in a package and are of different sizes. Each package includes the oral devices that will prevent the consumer from tasting the product and assist in swallowing it. The biggest bottle should be consumed in the morning. The smallest should be consumed in the evening. In between, are bottles of different sizes. Earlier in the day, the bigger bottles should be consumed and as the day progresses the smaller bottles should be consumed. This routine follows the saying “eat breakfast link a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper” – except the food is divided into 5 smaller meals instead of 3 bigger meals. This is an extra benefit to diabetes patients who are following this hypothetical diet. It is important to understand that this product will initially not satiate it’s users. However, once ketosis kicks in, appetite will decrease and consumers will no longer feel the urge to eat. To summarize, the organisms in the product are chopped to the molecular level. Second, the proteins/fats are pre-digested all the way down to their monomers [amino acids in the case of proteins, fatty acids & glycerol in the case of fats]. Third, the undesirable substances are removed. Finally, good microbes, potassium ions, and drinking water are added. There still will be fat in this product, it's just that they will be broken down to fatty acids [and the glycerol portions removed] prior to bottling. Many fatty acids are necessary and/or beneficial for health. They also assist in the absorption of fat-soluble vitamins. However, the bad fatty acids will be removed completely. If this product did exist it would greatly benefit obese patients. I just wish someone would start a company, get the company to make this theoretical product, and sell it to the general public at a reasonable price [i.e. $1 per package]. What would happen to me if I spent a year on a diet using only this product and in the manner I described [5 bottles a day, first bottle biggest, next bottles getting progressively smaller, the last bottle smallest]? Anything unhealthy? I doubt it. You really are the village idiot and spammer. YOU posted about this idea before, making all kinds of claims about how healthy it was and how it would lead to a longer life. Now you're asking us if anything is unhealthy about it, because obviously you don't know. But no need to worry. For reasons that are obvious to everyone but you, no one is going to be dumb enough to go broke trying to make and sell it. If only this product existed and was affordable, I’d have no problem living solely off it. Give it to me NOW!!!!! __ Green Xenon |
I want to live the longest possible -- so give me this product!Right NOW!
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I want to live the longest possible -- so give me this product!Right NOW!
On Apr 8, 5:38*am, "
wrote: For reasons that are obvious to everyone but you, no one is going to be dumb enough to go broke trying to make and sell it. Why would making/selling it cause them to go broke? |
I want to live the longest possible -- so give me this product! Right NOW!
GreenXenon wrote:
On Apr 8, 5:38 am, " wrote: For reasons that are obvious to everyone but you, no one is going to be dumb enough to go broke trying to make and sell it. Why would making/selling it cause them to go broke? Because it would cost a large amount of money to produce something like that and you want it affordable. So the price would be out of your (and posssibly many others) price range. Bottom line though is that very few people would want to live on it entirely. It would be a 5 minute wonder if a wonder at all. |
I want to live the longest possible -- so give me this product! Right NOW!
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"Ozgirl" wrote: GreenXenon wrote: On Apr 8, 5:38 am, " wrote: For reasons that are obvious to everyone but you, no one is going to be dumb enough to go broke trying to make and sell it. Why would making/selling it cause them to go broke? Because it would cost a large amount of money to produce something like that and you want it affordable. So the price would be out of your (and posssibly many others) price range. Bottom line though is that very few people would want to live on it entirely. It would be a 5 minute wonder if a wonder at all. Ya know, he is talking goofy, and I wouldn't be surprised that he has a bet about how long he can keep people biting at is REALLY lame bait. Unless you like talking to idiots. -- http://www.democracynow.org/2010/4/6...e_us_military/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arn3lF5XSUg http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/Zinn/HZinn_page.html |
I want to live the longest possible -- so give me this product!Right NOW!
On Apr 8, 10:00*pm, Billy wrote:
In article , *"Ozgirl" wrote: GreenXenon wrote: On Apr 8, 5:38 am, " wrote: For reasons that are obvious to everyone but you, no one is going to be dumb enough to go broke trying to make and sell it. Why would making/selling it cause them to go broke? Because it would cost a large amount of money to produce something like that and you want it affordable. So the price would be out of your (and posssibly many others) price range. Bottom line though is that very few people would want to live on it entirely. It would be a 5 minute wonder if a wonder at all. Ya know, he is talking goofy, and I wouldn't be surprised that he has a bet about how long he can keep people biting at is REALLY lame bait. Unless you like talking to idiots. --http://www.democracynow.org/2010/4/6/massacre_caught_on_tape_us_milit.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arn3l...Zinn_page.html No I just want this product so I can live the longest possible. Until I am able to buy this product for no more than $1-a-pack, I'll never be satisfied. I really care about my health want to live the longest, healthiest life possible without paying too much. However, I fear the chances of getting this product -- without paying more than $1-a-pack -- are so close to zero, they might as well be zero. This terrible fact is driving me insane and making me post to nutrition, diet, and health groups around the web -- begging people to start a company and sell that product to me for no more than $1-a-pack. Many imbeciles seem to think I'm trying to sell a product. I'm definitely not trying to sell anything. I want to be the one the product is being sold for -- for no more than $1-a-pack. It's my health -- not that of others -- that I care about. So WTF would I make a product for anyone or sell it to them? I want the product to be made for me and sold to me for no more than $1-a-pack. The urge to live the longest, and healthiest life possible is only natural. So can you blame me? |
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