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Most people who give fat a bad name wear white smocks and have letters
after their names. This time, however, she'll wear an "off-white
wedding dress," because she might spill something on it.

--
Dogman

"I have approximate answers and possible beliefs in different degrees of certainty
about different things, but I'm not absolutely sure of anything" - Richard Feynman