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Old June 3rd, 2004, 08:10 PM
Bob (this one)
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Default Am I eating too much beef jerky?

Not Stabbem, someone else. wrote:

Bob, I recommend you follow that recipe, and have a HUGE helping of
it. The world will be a better place, and we will all thank you.


You know, for a ****wit, you sure are a ****wit. Beyond the fact that
there's no such thing as coliander, you sure are a ****wit. If you
meant "coriander" (which is usually understood to be the seeds from
the same plant we also call cilantro) combining it with pepper and
vinegar will make part of the normal seasoning for salsa and a whole
big bunch of other foods.

Really, do get remedial help with your trolling. It's rather weak as
it stands. And as it stands, it sags a good bit.

Coliander, indeed...

Bob

"Bob (this one)" wrote in message ...

Not Stabbem, someone else. wrote:

WARNING! POISONOUS MIXTURE! It's well known that coliander, pepper,
and vinegar form a highly toxic mixture that can kill you fast. DO NOT
TRY THIS RECIPE, THIS IS NOT A JOKE!


Right. And avoid, at all costs, cinnabar and cormorant. Those spices
will terminate your uvula if you're a woman or it'll wither your
prosthesis if you're a man. Not much worse than that could happen to a
person. Well, except if you listen to crap like this. You'll get
hearing aids.

Bob