FatBoyThin wrote:
| 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light
| bulb has been changed
|
| 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
| light bulb could have been changed differently.
|
| 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
|
| 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
| bulbs.
|
| 53 to flame the spell checkers
|
| 1 post from JC to stop whining about how hard it is to change a
| lightbulb
|
| 92 To flame JC for being a "meanie"
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| 3 To post that the original poster should have searched Google first
|
| 60 To defend JC to the JC flamers
|
| 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar/JC flames.
|
| 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please
| take it to alt.lite.bulb
|
| 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
| alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
|
| 101 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light
| bulbs and involves exercise and therefore the posts **are** relevant
| to this group.
|
| 10 to point out the light bulbs don't have carbs
|
| 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
| to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
| this technique, and what brands are faulty.
|
| 16 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
|
| 11 to post URLs about various heath issues caused by light bulbs
|
| 6 to post studies that show the health benefits of using light bulbs
|
| 8 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected
| URLs.
|
| 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
| this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
|
| 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all
| headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
|
| 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
| handle the light bulb controversy.
|
| 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
|
| 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
|
| 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
|
| 47 to say this is just what alt.home.electronics was meant for.
|
| 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
|
| 1331 posts


Slightly revised from it's original posting last year, but still funny!
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Peter
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Before/Current Pix:
http://users.thelink.net/marengo/wei...htlosspix.html