"Victor Velazquez" wrote in
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eat like an idiot.
A lifelong dream fulfilled...
Sure, I have a pretty puffy mid-section
It's called a "pot belly".
but my
enormous ass (in a good way),
The last time I heard those words in the same sentance it was From
Oprah's mouth after she had just gained 200lbs.
thighs, shoulders, biceps, and chest
help detract from that...somewhat.
SOMEWHAT? You are a lardass.
As I tell to the ladies, I have a six pack, I just keep it in the mini
fridge.
And as they reply "I have a pussy, I just keep it away from fat guys
like you".
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