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Old September 13th, 2004, 02:38 PM
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Default Fat people are the US's secret source of oil !

"Robin King" wrote in message ...

Yes, I'm sure many people would be willing to donate their
fat to a good cause, but I'm going to keep mine, thanks.


You won't volunteer it, it will be taken by force. If we don't need it
as an energy source then we can use it to make soap and explosives.

| Yes, that's the fate of fat and obese people : They are just
| FUEL-STORAGE !

That's why fat people are said to have a thrifty
genotype, whereas thin people have a wasteful one.


Maybe fat people have a faulty gene that makes them think their
obesity is someone else's fault.

Gotta love that efficient fuel storage.


Yeah, it's wonderful in a time of never-ending excess food, with no
starvations and no need for large fat deposits, in a culture where
excess fat is seen as disgusting, where it makes you less mobile, less
healthy and less desirable. I wish I was more efficient at storing
fat! Damn this slim body!