On 2009-05-26, 212 Articles wrote:

Q. What do you call two fat men having a chat?
A. A heavy discussion.

Lame punchline. Go back to troll school.

How about:

A. Miserable. Each can pause for a bite only when the other is speaking.

A. Improbable. Such two have to be at the same place, at the same time, and
both not have their mouth full of something.

A. An exercise in ``one chubmanship''.

A. An earful of ``wide'' tales.

A. A long-distance call.

A. A fat loss techniques seminar.

A. A stark warning to ``le chien'' to make himself scarce.

Have we bled this dry? Anyone?