Not Stabbem, someone else. wrote:

WARNING! POISONOUS MIXTURE! It's well known that coliander, pepper,
and vinegar form a highly toxic mixture that can kill you fast. DO NOT
TRY THIS RECIPE, THIS IS NOT A JOKE!

Right. And avoid, at all costs, cinnabar and cormorant. Those spices
will terminate your uvula if you're a woman or it'll wither your
prosthesis if you're a man. Not much worse than that could happen to a
person. Well, except if you listen to crap like this. You'll get
hearing aids.

Bob