Kirk Is wrote:
The Historian wrote:
Kirk Is wrote:
- when I went to the beach to sunbathe, Greenpeace activists would push
me into the water, shouting "swim, be free."

Did NASA have to take your location into account when launching
satellites?

LOL! Good one.

Ugh, I feel a little dirty trying to make up fat jokes on the board.

Why? Don't you have a weight problem as well? Sorry, perhaps that's
rude, but then again, I am writing to "kirkjerk".

I have another one, specifically related to chess. I was once so large
that seated I couldn't play a back-rank mate.

At
least it's not fathappens or fat-acceptance...

Thank goodness.

Neil
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