"Victor Velazquez" wrote in
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eat like an idiot.


A lifelong dream fulfilled...


Sure, I have a pretty puffy mid-section


It's called a "pot belly".


but my
enormous ass (in a good way),


The last time I heard those words in the same sentance it was From
Oprah's mouth after she had just gained 200lbs.


thighs, shoulders, biceps, and chest
help detract from that...somewhat.


SOMEWHAT? You are a lardass.


As I tell to the ladies, I have a six pack, I just keep it in the mini
fridge.


And as they reply "I have a pussy, I just keep it away from fat guys
like you".

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