Ignoramus20526 wrote in message

In article , DRS wrote:
Proton Soup wrote in message
Masturbate daily to lube the prostate and prevent cancer.

Did you know that in medical circles prostate cancer is known as the
priest's disease? It's true.

I thought AIDS was priests' disease these days...

Er, no.

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