Proton Soup wrote in message

On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 04:40:06 +1000, "DRS"
wrote:

Proton Soup wrote in message


[...]

Masturbate daily to lube the prostate and prevent cancer.

Did you know that in medical circles prostate cancer is known as the
priest's disease? It's true.

No, I didn't know that, but it makes for a cool piece of trivia.

It is. I just thought I'd chuck it in in case anyone hadn't caught up with
the fact that regular masturbation really truly does reduce the risk of
prostate cancer.

Did you also know that priestly celibacy is non-Biblical, and based
purely on ancient Roman Catholic politics?

I did indeed, but it's not as entertaining at dinner parties as my bit of
trivia. So there. :-)

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