http://www.fathead-movie.com/index.p...-the-students/

“Uh … excuse me, could I please have more meat on my sandwich?”

“No. That would violate the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act.”

“But I’m still hungry when I eat these sandwiches. I really want more
meat.”

“I’m sorry, but you’ll just have to be hungry. Giving you more meat
would violate the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act.”

Sheesh.

--
Dogman

"I have approximate answers and possible beliefs in different degrees of certainty
about different things, but I'm not absolutely sure of anything" - Richard Feynman