Did you tell her what you aren't eating? That's the real key.

Patricia Martin Steward wrote:
| I went for my annual checkup yesterday, and all my numbers are down:
| blood pressure, cholesterol (bad down, good up), and blood sugar.
|
| When I told my doctor I was eating red meat, mayonnaise, and real
| salad dressing (among other things, of course) her eyes nearly bugged
| out of her head.
|
| So satisfying.