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Old November 13th, 2007, 03:29 PM posted to alt.support.diet.low-carb
Jim
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Default Kimkins -- Again

Hollywood wrote:
On Nov 12, 4:39 pm, Jackie Patti wrote:

Cheri wrote:

BlueBrooke .@. wrote in message ...


As a matter of fact, the doctor said ketosis is life-threatening and
the dietician said that our bodies need carbs.


Arrrrrrgh.


Yeah, you'd think they could address the fact that starvation isn't a
good thing without that nonsense.

There's a great soap opera update! Kimmer has posted a HUGE confession
on her site that she's been full of **** all along, lying and faking
pictures and such:http://www.kimkins.com/content/view/1079/142/



Wow. So, lemme get this straight.
1- I lied about who I am because of California's Foster Kids laws, but
no one had to know you had foster kids until you told it out there.
Just
say "kids" and you're cool with California, right?

2- I never lost 198 lbs. But I did lose half of that in about half
time time
I claimed. So, I was half truthful. Nevermind that 100 lbs in 6 months
is
really a better ad than some other number in a longer time frame. It's
nice and round. And whose gonna say, "Only 100 lbs" or "What about
the next hundred" or "What happened in month 7" or "Why not in
five months?"

3- I regained the weight. But I was so ashamed that I covered it up.
With
a photo of a mail order bride. Who didn't really look like me. To
protect
my foster family. And my shyness.

4- I also lost contact with eveyone who had succeeded on the diet
before,
when I skipped from LCF (or whereever) and NONE of them would share
their photos with me after the breakup. So, I figured if Russian
Brides
were good enough for me, they're good enough for some composite
stories of the people who wouldn't let me use their picture anymore.

Not addressed are the three chicks who dumped her and her diet and
are saying all kinds of nasty stuff about her.

I guess it's a mea culpa in the shallowest sense. The kind that maybe
gets you away from prosecution, but doesn't save you from an
unpleasant
afterlife (if you believe in such things... I don't).




It is probably good enough for a "Kimer". Remember what they have put
up with already.