So.....which diet ?

Low-carb, low-fat, low-cal ?

A) All of the above ?
B) None of the above ?

Nutrionists are like economists. I'm confused.

Gonna try the paleolithic diet. Raw fruits and veggies, nuts and seeds
I hope i don't get the opportunity to shoot me a moose whilst i hunt
and gather

Ok, ok, will just eat my weight in caramel and lie back on the couch
for a year

I never said I was self disciplined