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Old September 23rd, 2003, 10:58 AM
Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®
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"InfoSnort6" wrote in message
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From the NAAFA discussion board:

"Comanche
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Member # 3436
posted 06-17-2003 01:54 PM
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Please don't laugh and don't take this the wrong way but... check out a
local veterinarians office. They sometimes have to way larger animals such
as sheep and cattle and horses and so forth.....
Some actually have the scales on the ground level for that purpose.
Another thing someone mentioned is getting two cheaper scales with good
sized foot areas and putting a board across them both and standing on the
board. I don't know if this works but it does make sense and you'd only
have to do a little bit of addition.... "

And this 600+ pound monstrosity uses a BULK MAIL weigher:

"a1canesfan
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I am 640 lbs (and shrinking...slowly but surely) and needed a way to track
my progress, so I called my local post office. The person I spoke with told
me they would be happy to help and accomodate me. They made arrangements
for me to come in once a week at my convenience and use the scale in the
bulk mail department. It is located right by the rear entrance, so I can
get in and out quickly without drawing any un-wanted extra attention, and
the scale is flat to the ground as they wheel carts on and off it all day.
At first I felt very awkward, but I see the same 2 people there every week,
and they're very friendly, and actually quite supportive. When I go to step
onto the scale, they seem to go out of their way to make it clear they're
looking the other way, so as not to make me feel like they're looking to
see what I weigh. I understand all too well if anyone would be horrified by
the thought of doing this, as I surely was when I began, but it has worked
out well for me, so I wanted to share it with those of you in the same boat
as I am. "

Yep, seems normal! Ugh.

HTH

S*nort


That is, like, so sick! DEATH TO NAAFA!!!

-- Steve
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Old September 24th, 2003, 02:42 AM
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Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ® wrote:
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Why are you so obsessed with these fat chicks?


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Old September 24th, 2003, 02:54 AM
Lee Michaels
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"ATP" wrote in message
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Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ® wrote:
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Why are you so obsessed with these fat chicks?


Because he secretly desires them. He thinks they are so hot. He can't
control humself around them. It a classic obsession. He denies it of
course. But what other reason is there for his total fascination with them?



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Old September 24th, 2003, 03:03 AM
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Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ® wrote:
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Why are you so obsessed with these fat chicks?

He isn't-his forger is...

LV

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Lady Veteran
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when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
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some people have." -Stephen Wright
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Ridicule of fat people is never acceptable.
Those who insist on doing this are living
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Keep mouth closed and be thought a fool:
Open mouth and remove all doubt.

In other words, they are idiots.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 03:10 AM
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On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 01:54:32 GMT, "Lee Michaels"
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"ATP" wrote in message
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Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ® wrote:
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Why are you so obsessed with these fat chicks?


Because he secretly desires them. He thinks they are so hot. He
can't control humself around them. It a classic obsession. He
denies it of course. But what other reason is there for his total
fascination with them?


His forger is really a walking contradiction. Someone who looks like
a grown man but is not. After all how could a grown man wear diapers
and suck a binky?

LV
Remove "intel" from address to reply

Lady Veteran
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"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
- ------------------------------------------------
Support bacteria - they're the only culture
some people have." -Stephen Wright
- -------------------------------------------
Ridicule of fat people is never acceptable.
Those who insist on doing this are living
examples of that old Chinese proverb:

Keep mouth closed and be thought a fool:
Open mouth and remove all doubt.

In other words, they are idiots.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 02:22 PM
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On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 21:10:37 -0500, Lady Veteran
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On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 01:54:32 GMT, "Lee Michaels"
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"ATP" wrote in message
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Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ® wrote:
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Why are you so obsessed with these fat chicks?


Because he secretly desires them. He thinks they are so hot. He
can't control humself around them. It a classic obsession. He
denies it of course. But what other reason is there for his total
fascination with them?


His forger is really a walking contradiction. Someone who looks like
a grown man but is not. After all how could a grown man wear diapers
and suck a binky?


How could ANYONE have sex with a fat ****?


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Old September 24th, 2003, 07:23 PM
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On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 13:23:52 GMT, wrote:

On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 02:27:39 GMT,

(Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®) wrote:

On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 21:03:12 -0500, Lady Veteran
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On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 01:42:39 GMT, "ATP"
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Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ® wrote:
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Why are you so obsessed with these fat chicks?

He isn't-his forger is...


ATP is already aware of that.
Any fool can tell I don't post fat bashing crap. I've seen enough IP's of
the people browsing my fat acceptance site to know everyone knows where I
stand. The truth is, ATP and anyone else who reads these forgeries, respond
to this stuff because they get entertainment out of seeing ANYONE bash fat
women.

There's nothing quite like the wrath of a man scorned by a chick. It's just
sad that fat women are the first targets of their anger.

That's because they are LLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGE targets. And
smelly, too.


And unlike you, they get laid?


-- Steve
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Old September 26th, 2003, 05:43 PM
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On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 21:10:37 -0500, Lady Veteran
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On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 01:54:32 GMT, "Lee Michaels"
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"ATP" wrote in message
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Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ® wrote:
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Why are you so obsessed with these fat chicks?


Because he secretly desires them. He thinks they are so hot. He
can't control humself around them. It a classic obsession. He
denies it of course. But what other reason is there for his total
fascination with them?


His forger is really a walking contradiction. Someone who looks like
a grown man but is not. After all how could a grown man wear diapers
and suck a binky?


How could ANYONE have sex with a fat ****?


Whilst in the USN at Subic Bay, on a dare I hopped in
the sack with "Tiny Tinabo" who frequented one of the
many bars in Longapo City. T.T. weighed in at 220
lbs. and had the most *massive* tits I have ever seen
in my life. For the eqv of $4 USD she greased her
cleavage with the Philippines version of K-Y and
gave me the *best tittyfrig* I that I've ever experienced.
Say what you will about big gals. They do know some
amusing tricks, but be sure they hose themselves down
beforehand. 34°C at 80% RH and fat people make
for an aromatic combo.
They KNOW how to

 




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