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"The year I was fat"
If any of you have been to my website, you may have discovered I'm an
avid fan of Al Stewart. Many years ago he had a hit called "Year of the Cat", and he's still writing albums, and touring today. Anyhow this little parody turned up on a mailing list I belong to and I thought you might like it. Year Of The Cat" Based on the performance by Al Stewart "The Year I Was Fat" Parody by Malcolm Higgins it was something from a "shallow" movie, as I ate a dozen hot cross buns I was wondering how I could eat a lorry but it must weight three tons I sat plumped down there in a silk suit bulging like a self raised loaf in a bag don't bother asking for explanations, beacuse the answer's the same, it was the year I was fat I answered all of Jenny's questions no more eating jam and curds and you follow every little menu direction till you get back your curves and on Miss Craigs sites, there were chicks in tights with cottage cheese as leg flambe' quite appetizing, I'm thinking, as I put that food away the year I was fat jenny looked at me quite cooly as her talking scale handled me it said I do folk, not cattle, can't you see, and then later, an ex ray looked deep inside the year I was fat well the end of the program was coming, and the pounds melted off of me now I've thrown away the diet, that's just the ticket cause the weight is all gone but my tummy strains, in my small remains, and it's asking for some food and I know someday I'll eat three pizzas, and start the cycle again of the year I was fat Ray -- rmnsuk overall - 273/210/182 |
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"The year I was fat"
Love it! Thanks, Ray. I always really liked that song "Year of the Cat."
Haven't thought of it in years. -- Donna in Idaho! Project Linus Boise/SW Idaho Coordinator Website: http://donnakwilts.tripod.com/ The ultimate inspiration is the deadline! Remove ".remove.invalid" to reply "ray miller" wrote in message ... If any of you have been to my website, you may have discovered I'm an avid fan of Al Stewart. Many years ago he had a hit called "Year of the Cat", and he's still writing albums, and touring today. Anyhow this little parody turned up on a mailing list I belong to and I thought you might like it. Year Of The Cat" Based on the performance by Al Stewart "The Year I Was Fat" Parody by Malcolm Higgins it was something from a "shallow" movie, as I ate a dozen hot cross buns I was wondering how I could eat a lorry but it must weight three tons I sat plumped down there in a silk suit bulging like a self raised loaf in a bag don't bother asking for explanations, beacuse the answer's the same, it was the year I was fat I answered all of Jenny's questions no more eating jam and curds and you follow every little menu direction till you get back your curves and on Miss Craigs sites, there were chicks in tights with cottage cheese as leg flambe' quite appetizing, I'm thinking, as I put that food away the year I was fat jenny looked at me quite cooly as her talking scale handled me it said I do folk, not cattle, can't you see, and then later, an ex ray looked deep inside the year I was fat well the end of the program was coming, and the pounds melted off of me now I've thrown away the diet, that's just the ticket cause the weight is all gone but my tummy strains, in my small remains, and it's asking for some food and I know someday I'll eat three pizzas, and start the cycle again of the year I was fat Ray -- rmnsuk overall - 273/210/182 |
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