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October 14th, 2003, 01:33 AM
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I Am Dumpy Diva
I am Woman
I am Diva, hear me roar Can't seem to lose a little more And I ate too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've tried it all before And done those pushups on the floor No one's gonna get me down there again CHORUS Oh yes I am fit But it's frimness born of pain I look like s---- But there is muscle I gained If I have to, I can lift anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am Diva I can bend but it aches me 'cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my final goal And to come back even stronger Though not taller maybe longer 'cause you've deepened the conviction of my WOL CHORUS I am Diva watch me grow See me standing on one toe As I spread my lovin' arms and do a press But I'm still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I balance on one hand Oh yes I am buff But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, pinch me, I am tough But look how much I gained If I have to I can face anything I am strong (strong) I am unpinchable, unpinchable I am Diva Oh, I am Diva I am unpinchable I am strong FADE I am woman I am unpinchable I am flat So how come I feel fat? 
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#2
October 14th, 2003, 05:47 AM
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I Am Dumpy Diva
Okay, Carol:
You have amused me with you humor, stumped me and rarely offended me. This is the first time I was in danger of wetting my panties. Thanks for the belly laugh! j "Carol Frilegh" wrote in message ... I am Woman I am Diva, hear me roar Can't seem to lose a little more And I ate too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've tried it all before And done those pushups on the floor No one's gonna get me down there again CHORUS Oh yes I am fit But it's frimness born of pain I look like s---- But there is muscle I gained If I have to, I can lift anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am Diva I can bend but it aches me 'cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my final goal And to come back even stronger Though not taller maybe longer 'cause you've deepened the conviction of my WOL CHORUS I am Diva watch me grow See me standing on one toe As I spread my lovin' arms and do a press But I'm still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I balance on one hand Oh yes I am buff But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, pinch me, I am tough But look how much I gained If I have to I can face anything I am strong (strong) I am unpinchable, unpinchable I am Diva Oh, I am Diva I am unpinchable I am strong FADE I am woman I am unpinchable I am flat So how come I feel fat?
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#3
October 14th, 2003, 01:15 PM
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I Am Dumpy Diva
rofl! Thanks for starting my day off with a chuckle.
/send to print Teri "Carol Frilegh" wrote in message ... I am Woman I am Diva, hear me roar Can't seem to lose a little more And I ate too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've tried it all before And done those pushups on the floor No one's gonna get me down there again CHORUS Oh yes I am fit But it's frimness born of pain I look like s---- But there is muscle I gained If I have to, I can lift anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am Diva I can bend but it aches me 'cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my final goal And to come back even stronger Though not taller maybe longer 'cause you've deepened the conviction of my WOL CHORUS I am Diva watch me grow See me standing on one toe As I spread my lovin' arms and do a press But I'm still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I balance on one hand Oh yes I am buff But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, pinch me, I am tough But look how much I gained If I have to I can face anything I am strong (strong) I am unpinchable, unpinchable I am Diva Oh, I am Diva I am unpinchable I am strong FADE I am woman I am unpinchable I am flat So how come I feel fat?
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#4
October 14th, 2003, 01:17 PM
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I Am Dumpy Diva
Loved it! Glad to see you still have a great sense of humor even when the
weight issues keep popping up. Beverly "Carol Frilegh" wrote in message ... I am Woman I am Diva, hear me roar Can't seem to lose a little more And I ate too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've tried it all before And done those pushups on the floor No one's gonna get me down there again CHORUS Oh yes I am fit But it's frimness born of pain I look like s---- But there is muscle I gained If I have to, I can lift anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am Diva I can bend but it aches me 'cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my final goal And to come back even stronger Though not taller maybe longer 'cause you've deepened the conviction of my WOL CHORUS I am Diva watch me grow See me standing on one toe As I spread my lovin' arms and do a press But I'm still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I balance on one hand Oh yes I am buff But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, pinch me, I am tough But look how much I gained If I have to I can face anything I am strong (strong) I am unpinchable, unpinchable I am Diva Oh, I am Diva I am unpinchable I am strong FADE I am woman I am unpinchable I am flat So how come I feel fat?
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#5
October 14th, 2003, 02:35 PM
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I Am Dumpy Diva
Thanks - now will someone pass the remote to get a different tune in
my head. Carol, I hope you are truely ok. You sound a bit hard on yourself in this. You are not "dumpy". On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 20:33:22 -0400, Carol Frilegh wrote: I am Woman I am Diva, hear me roar Can't seem to lose a little more And I ate too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've tried it all before And done those pushups on the floor No one's gonna get me down there again CHORUS Oh yes I am fit But it's frimness born of pain I look like s---- But there is muscle I gained If I have to, I can lift anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am Diva I can bend but it aches me 'cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my final goal And to come back even stronger Though not taller maybe longer 'cause you've deepened the conviction of my WOL CHORUS I am Diva watch me grow See me standing on one toe As I spread my lovin' arms and do a press But I'm still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I balance on one hand Oh yes I am buff But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, pinch me, I am tough But look how much I gained If I have to I can face anything I am strong (strong) I am unpinchable, unpinchable I am Diva Oh, I am Diva I am unpinchable I am strong FADE I am woman I am unpinchable I am flat So how come I feel fat?
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#6
October 15th, 2003, 02:08 AM
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I Am Dumpy Diva
Hilarious!
Chris
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#7
October 15th, 2003, 02:51 AM
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I Am Dumpy Diva
Ok Carol - just HOW can I walk tomorrow without hearing this in my head???
I'm coming to get you! LOL -- Walking on . . . Laurie in Maine 207/110 60 inches of attitude! Start: 2/02 Maintained since 2/03 "Carol Frilegh" wrote I am Woman I am Diva, hear me roar Can't seem to lose a little more And I ate too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've tried it all before And done those pushups on the floor No one's gonna get me down there again CHORUS Oh yes I am fit But it's frimness born of pain I look like s---- But there is muscle I gained If I have to, I can lift anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am Diva I can bend but it aches me 'cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my final goal And to come back even stronger Though not taller maybe longer 'cause you've deepened the conviction of my WOL CHORUS I am Diva watch me grow See me standing on one toe As I spread my lovin' arms and do a press But I'm still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I balance on one hand Oh yes I am buff But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, pinch me, I am tough But look how much I gained If I have to I can face anything I am strong (strong) I am unpinchable, unpinchable I am Diva Oh, I am Diva I am unpinchable I am strong FADE I am woman I am unpinchable I am flat So how come I feel fat?
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#8
October 15th, 2003, 04:23 AM
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I Am Dumpy Diva
I finally read the whole thing... funny... You have way too much free
time!!! -- Email me at: perpleglow(AT)comcast.net "Carol Frilegh" wrote in message ... I am Woman I am Diva, hear me roar Can't seem to lose a little more And I ate too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've tried it all before And done those pushups on the floor No one's gonna get me down there again CHORUS Oh yes I am fit But it's frimness born of pain I look like s---- But there is muscle I gained If I have to, I can lift anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am Diva I can bend but it aches me 'cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my final goal And to come back even stronger Though not taller maybe longer 'cause you've deepened the conviction of my WOL CHORUS I am Diva watch me grow See me standing on one toe As I spread my lovin' arms and do a press But I'm still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I balance on one hand Oh yes I am buff But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, pinch me, I am tough But look how much I gained If I have to I can face anything I am strong (strong) I am unpinchable, unpinchable I am Diva Oh, I am Diva I am unpinchable I am strong FADE I am woman I am unpinchable I am flat So how come I feel fat?
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