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Old November 19th, 2003, 04:14 PM
Julianne
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Default New Weight Loss Plan

Do you want to lose weight before the Holiday Season?

Is there a special man or lady you want to impress?

Have you tried and tried to lose weight only to find yourself hungry all the
time?

I have good news for you. My patented new weight loss plan, FluLoss, is the
answer you have been seeking.

No Exercise. No dieting - In fact, you are encouraged to eat all that you
can. No harsh chemicals or stimulants that leave you jittery.

Here's how it works. After sending me your credit card information, I will
send you a vial of patented FluLoss. By simply misting the air around you
and breathing normally, you will soon find yourself in a hypermetabolic
state where you burn more calories even when you sleep. Using natural
thermogenisis, you body's basal metabolism will be raised to levels
unmatched by herbal stimulants. Within days, your heart rate will increase,
your breathing will become more rapid and you will use more energy simply
trying to maintain an abnormally high body temperature.

But wait, there's more! Some folks find that after seven to ten days on the
FluLoss plan, they begin to return to baseline metabolism. Now, with no
additional charge, a special organic nose spray containing only the highest
quality bacteria is included with your order. By inoculating raw nasal
tissues with bacteria, the effects of the FluLoss plan can be enjoyed until
you lose all the weight you desire.

Act now before supplies run out. Learn firsthand about the weapon that will
fight your weight loss battles for you once and for all.

j

P.S. If I don't get any business from this, I'm gonna market it to the Dept
of Defense as germ warfare.


  #2  
Old November 19th, 2003, 04:28 PM
Beverly
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Default New Weight Loss Plan

You must be feeling better Julianne. I'll have to pass on this offer as I
have my own personal supply at home. My granddaughter is sick with this
nasty stuff, too. I told her this morning to get all the throwing up out
of the way as I was having carpet cleaners in Fridayg She just grinned
and said she hoped she was through this stage soon.

I had my flu shot this year so I'm hoping to avoid it.

Beverly


"Julianne" wrote in message
news:1GMub.928$%b2.427@lakeread05...
Do you want to lose weight before the Holiday Season?

Is there a special man or lady you want to impress?

Have you tried and tried to lose weight only to find yourself hungry all

the
time?

I have good news for you. My patented new weight loss plan, FluLoss, is

the
answer you have been seeking.

No Exercise. No dieting - In fact, you are encouraged to eat all that

you
can. No harsh chemicals or stimulants that leave you jittery.

Here's how it works. After sending me your credit card information, I

will
send you a vial of patented FluLoss. By simply misting the air around

you
and breathing normally, you will soon find yourself in a hypermetabolic
state where you burn more calories even when you sleep. Using natural
thermogenisis, you body's basal metabolism will be raised to levels
unmatched by herbal stimulants. Within days, your heart rate will

increase,
your breathing will become more rapid and you will use more energy simply
trying to maintain an abnormally high body temperature.

But wait, there's more! Some folks find that after seven to ten days on

the
FluLoss plan, they begin to return to baseline metabolism. Now, with no
additional charge, a special organic nose spray containing only the

highest
quality bacteria is included with your order. By inoculating raw nasal
tissues with bacteria, the effects of the FluLoss plan can be enjoyed

until
you lose all the weight you desire.

Act now before supplies run out. Learn firsthand about the weapon that

will
fight your weight loss battles for you once and for all.

j

P.S. If I don't get any business from this, I'm gonna market it to the

Dept
of Defense as germ warfare.




  #3  
Old November 19th, 2003, 04:34 PM
Julianne
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Default New Weight Loss Plan

That was really rude, Roxan. Seems we were all sympathetic to your recent
health problems.

Why not read the post before telling me to go away.

j
"roxan" wrote in message
...
Go away, if you believe in magic pills you have come to the wrong place.

We
are all smarter then to think we would be dumb enough to send you our

credit
card information.
Roxan

"Julianne" wrote in message
news:1GMub.928$%b2.427@lakeread05...
Do you want to lose weight before the Holiday Season?

Is there a special man or lady you want to impress?

Have you tried and tried to lose weight only to find yourself hungry all

the
time?

I have good news for you. My patented new weight loss plan, FluLoss, is

the
answer you have been seeking.

No Exercise. No dieting - In fact, you are encouraged to eat all that

you
can. No harsh chemicals or stimulants that leave you jittery.

Here's how it works. After sending me your credit card information, I

will
send you a vial of patented FluLoss. By simply misting the air around

you
and breathing normally, you will soon find yourself in a hypermetabolic
state where you burn more calories even when you sleep. Using natural
thermogenisis, you body's basal metabolism will be raised to levels
unmatched by herbal stimulants. Within days, your heart rate will

increase,
your breathing will become more rapid and you will use more energy

simply
trying to maintain an abnormally high body temperature.

But wait, there's more! Some folks find that after seven to ten days on

the
FluLoss plan, they begin to return to baseline metabolism. Now, with no
additional charge, a special organic nose spray containing only the

highest
quality bacteria is included with your order. By inoculating raw nasal
tissues with bacteria, the effects of the FluLoss plan can be enjoyed

until
you lose all the weight you desire.

Act now before supplies run out. Learn firsthand about the weapon that

will
fight your weight loss battles for you once and for all.

j

P.S. If I don't get any business from this, I'm gonna market it to the

Dept
of Defense as germ warfare.





  #4  
Old November 19th, 2003, 04:34 PM
Jayjay
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Default New Weight Loss Plan

On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 10:14:45 -0600, "Julianne"
wrote:

Do you want to lose weight before the Holiday Season?

Is there a special man or lady you want to impress?

Have you tried and tried to lose weight only to find yourself hungry all the
time?

I have good news for you. My patented new weight loss plan, FluLoss, is the
answer you have been seeking.

No Exercise. No dieting - In fact, you are encouraged to eat all that you
can. No harsh chemicals or stimulants that leave you jittery.

Here's how it works. After sending me your credit card information, I will
send you a vial of patented FluLoss. By simply misting the air around you
and breathing normally, you will soon find yourself in a hypermetabolic
state where you burn more calories even when you sleep. Using natural
thermogenisis, you body's basal metabolism will be raised to levels
unmatched by herbal stimulants. Within days, your heart rate will increase,
your breathing will become more rapid and you will use more energy simply
trying to maintain an abnormally high body temperature.

But wait, there's more! Some folks find that after seven to ten days on the
FluLoss plan, they begin to return to baseline metabolism. Now, with no
additional charge, a special organic nose spray containing only the highest
quality bacteria is included with your order. By inoculating raw nasal
tissues with bacteria, the effects of the FluLoss plan can be enjoyed until
you lose all the weight you desire.

Act now before supplies run out. Learn firsthand about the weapon that will
fight your weight loss battles for you once and for all.

j

P.S. If I don't get any business from this, I'm gonna market it to the Dept
of Defense as germ warfare.



But, will this weight loss plan work for those folks who have the rare
disorder of fluvaccine?
  #5  
Old November 19th, 2003, 04:38 PM
roxan
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Default New Weight Loss Plan

Go away, if you believe in magic pills you have come to the wrong place. We
are all smarter then to think we would be dumb enough to send you our credit
card information.
Roxan

"Julianne" wrote in message
news:1GMub.928$%b2.427@lakeread05...
Do you want to lose weight before the Holiday Season?

Is there a special man or lady you want to impress?

Have you tried and tried to lose weight only to find yourself hungry all

the
time?

I have good news for you. My patented new weight loss plan, FluLoss, is

the
answer you have been seeking.

No Exercise. No dieting - In fact, you are encouraged to eat all that you
can. No harsh chemicals or stimulants that leave you jittery.

Here's how it works. After sending me your credit card information, I

will
send you a vial of patented FluLoss. By simply misting the air around you
and breathing normally, you will soon find yourself in a hypermetabolic
state where you burn more calories even when you sleep. Using natural
thermogenisis, you body's basal metabolism will be raised to levels
unmatched by herbal stimulants. Within days, your heart rate will

increase,
your breathing will become more rapid and you will use more energy simply
trying to maintain an abnormally high body temperature.

But wait, there's more! Some folks find that after seven to ten days on

the
FluLoss plan, they begin to return to baseline metabolism. Now, with no
additional charge, a special organic nose spray containing only the

highest
quality bacteria is included with your order. By inoculating raw nasal
tissues with bacteria, the effects of the FluLoss plan can be enjoyed

until
you lose all the weight you desire.

Act now before supplies run out. Learn firsthand about the weapon that

will
fight your weight loss battles for you once and for all.

j

P.S. If I don't get any business from this, I'm gonna market it to the

Dept
of Defense as germ warfare.



  #6  
Old November 19th, 2003, 04:39 PM
Julianne
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Default New Weight Loss Plan


"Jayjay" wrote in message
...


But, will this weight loss plan work for those folks who have the rare
disorder of fluvaccine?


Alas, the CDC put out word yesterday that the flu epidemic is looking bad
for a number of reasons. First, the flu vaccine is offered in Oct. so that
you have a few weeks to build up antibodies. This year, there are areas of
the country where it is so early that the vaccine will not be fully
effective. Second, the most common flu reported does not match any of the
viruses that are used in this year's cocktail. Frankly, if you have the
vaccine and still get it, it will likely be a lesser case but yes, it will
work in the immediate future for those of you with fluvaccine.

I was gonna get mine several times and didn't take the time. Being that our
flu season is usually late Dec and January, I would have thought I had time.
Oops.

j


  #7  
Old November 19th, 2003, 07:22 PM
Jayjay
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Default New Weight Loss Plan

On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 10:39:25 -0600, "Julianne"
wrote:


"Jayjay" wrote in message
...


But, will this weight loss plan work for those folks who have the rare
disorder of fluvaccine?


Alas, the CDC put out word yesterday that the flu epidemic is looking bad
for a number of reasons. First, the flu vaccine is offered in Oct. so that
you have a few weeks to build up antibodies. This year, there are areas of
the country where it is so early that the vaccine will not be fully
effective. Second, the most common flu reported does not match any of the
viruses that are used in this year's cocktail. Frankly, if you have the
vaccine and still get it, it will likely be a lesser case but yes, it will
work in the immediate future for those of you with fluvaccine.

I was gonna get mine several times and didn't take the time. Being that our
flu season is usually late Dec and January, I would have thought I had time.
Oops.

j


I have this "luxury" at work.... They bring in a company to do the
shots here at the office. For free, for employee and any family
members who want to come by. You can't complain about that.

I got my shot, I think it was 3 weeks ago... Not sure exactly.


  #8  
Old November 19th, 2003, 11:22 PM
roxan
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Default New Weight Loss Plan

I am sorry Julianne, I thought this was spam and I didn't notice that is was
from someone on this news group. Please except my apology. We get so much
spam it is hard to filter.
Roxan
"Julianne" wrote in message
news:8YMub.929$%b2.751@lakeread05...
That was really rude, Roxan. Seems we were all sympathetic to your recent
health problems.

Why not read the post before telling me to go away.

j
"roxan" wrote in message
...
Go away, if you believe in magic pills you have come to the wrong place.

We
are all smarter then to think we would be dumb enough to send you our

credit
card information.
Roxan

"Julianne" wrote in message
news:1GMub.928$%b2.427@lakeread05...
Do you want to lose weight before the Holiday Season?

Is there a special man or lady you want to impress?

Have you tried and tried to lose weight only to find yourself hungry

all
the
time?

I have good news for you. My patented new weight loss plan, FluLoss,

is
the
answer you have been seeking.

No Exercise. No dieting - In fact, you are encouraged to eat all that

you
can. No harsh chemicals or stimulants that leave you jittery.

Here's how it works. After sending me your credit card information, I

will
send you a vial of patented FluLoss. By simply misting the air around

you
and breathing normally, you will soon find yourself in a

hypermetabolic
state where you burn more calories even when you sleep. Using natural
thermogenisis, you body's basal metabolism will be raised to levels
unmatched by herbal stimulants. Within days, your heart rate will

increase,
your breathing will become more rapid and you will use more energy

simply
trying to maintain an abnormally high body temperature.

But wait, there's more! Some folks find that after seven to ten days

on
the
FluLoss plan, they begin to return to baseline metabolism. Now, with

no
additional charge, a special organic nose spray containing only the

highest
quality bacteria is included with your order. By inoculating raw

nasal
tissues with bacteria, the effects of the FluLoss plan can be enjoyed

until
you lose all the weight you desire.

Act now before supplies run out. Learn firsthand about the weapon

that
will
fight your weight loss battles for you once and for all.

j

P.S. If I don't get any business from this, I'm gonna market it to

the
Dept
of Defense as germ warfare.






  #9  
Old November 20th, 2003, 02:35 PM
JayJay
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Default New Weight Loss Plan


"Beverly" wrote in message
...

"Jayjay" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 10:39:25 -0600, "Julianne"
wrote:


"Jayjay" wrote in message
...


But, will this weight loss plan work for those folks who have the

rare
disorder of fluvaccine?

Alas, the CDC put out word yesterday that the flu epidemic is looking

bad
for a number of reasons. First, the flu vaccine is offered in Oct. so

that
you have a few weeks to build up antibodies. This year, there are

areas
of
the country where it is so early that the vaccine will not be fully
effective. Second, the most common flu reported does not match any of

the
viruses that are used in this year's cocktail. Frankly, if you have

the
vaccine and still get it, it will likely be a lesser case but yes, it

will
work in the immediate future for those of you with fluvaccine.

I was gonna get mine several times and didn't take the time. Being

that
our
flu season is usually late Dec and January, I would have thought I had

time.
Oops.

j


I have this "luxury" at work.... They bring in a company to do the
shots here at the office. For free, for employee and any family
members who want to come by. You can't complain about that.

I got my shot, I think it was 3 weeks ago... Not sure exactly.

Our company does the same thing. I think they've learned it's to their
advantage.


well, maybe not this year... The strain around here seems to be
catching even if we've had our vaccinations. :-/

But yes, in general - to vaccinate an office of people at - what - $50 a
shot is alot cheaper than losing a weeks worth of manhours per person to the
flu. And to pay for the spouse and families as well - small price to pay
to keep an entire family from catching it and spreading it or lost manhours
for taking care of sick kids.



  #10  
Old November 20th, 2003, 03:31 PM
Julianne
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Default New Weight Loss Plan


"JayJay" wrote in message
...

"Beverly" wrote in message
...

"Jayjay" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 10:39:25 -0600, "Julianne"
wrote:


"Jayjay" wrote in message
...


But, will this weight loss plan work for those folks who have the

rare
disorder of fluvaccine?

Alas, the CDC put out word yesterday that the flu epidemic is looking

bad
for a number of reasons. First, the flu vaccine is offered in Oct.

so
that
you have a few weeks to build up antibodies. This year, there are

areas
of
the country where it is so early that the vaccine will not be fully
effective. Second, the most common flu reported does not match any

of
the
viruses that are used in this year's cocktail. Frankly, if you have

the
vaccine and still get it, it will likely be a lesser case but yes, it

will
work in the immediate future for those of you with fluvaccine.

I was gonna get mine several times and didn't take the time. Being

that
our
flu season is usually late Dec and January, I would have thought I

had
time.
Oops.

j


I have this "luxury" at work.... They bring in a company to do the
shots here at the office. For free, for employee and any family
members who want to come by. You can't complain about that.

I got my shot, I think it was 3 weeks ago... Not sure exactly.

Our company does the same thing. I think they've learned it's to their
advantage.


well, maybe not this year... The strain around here seems to be
catching even if we've had our vaccinations. :-/

But yes, in general - to vaccinate an office of people at - what - $50 a
shot is alot cheaper than losing a weeks worth of manhours per person to

the
flu. And to pay for the spouse and families as well - small price to pay
to keep an entire family from catching it and spreading it or lost

manhours
for taking care of sick kids.


Actually, it can be as low as 8.00 a shot and even if you get the flu, it
will likely be a milder case. There is also evidence that shows that you
will catch fewer colds throughout the winter. There is a huge return on
investment!

j





 




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