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Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office
Larry Bud wrote:
A spokesman from the Casket Showroom in Fremont said he had never heard of a casket that could accommodate a man that size. The company's standard caskets are about 3 feet wide, and Lindelof was much wider. Officials said Lindelof had been complaining of chest pain and shortness of Why don't they just cremate him? Because he's too big to fit into the incinerator. Did you actually read the article? |
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Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office
"geek_girl" wrote in message ... Larry Bud wrote: A spokesman from the Casket Showroom in Fremont said he had never heard of a casket that could accommodate a man that size. The company's standard caskets are about 3 feet wide, and Lindelof was much wider. Officials said Lindelof had been complaining of chest pain and shortness of Why don't they just cremate him? Because he's too big to fit into the incinerator. Did you actually read the article? He's not too big if you just cremate one piece at a time. |
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Obese posts a problem for misc.consumers
Oink oink oink oink, oink oink oink, oink oink.
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Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office
On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me wrote:
In article , geek_girl wrote: Larry Bud wrote: A spokesman from the Casket Showroom in Fremont said he had never heard of a casket that could accommodate a man that size. The company's standard caskets are about 3 feet wide, and Lindelof was much wider. Officials said Lindelof had been complaining of chest pain and shortness of Why don't they just cremate him? Because he's too big to fit into the incinerator. Did you actually read the article? Have they not heard of chainsaws? Messy. Use a band saw. Actually, I've wondered about this myself, and now suspect there may be some local or state laws against desecrating or mutilating a body. Chopping up a corpse for disposal is generally classified as criminal activity, and doesn't meet the definition of autopsy or embalming procedures. Proton Soup |
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Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office
Proton Soup wrote:
On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me wrote: In article , geek_girl wrote: Larry Bud wrote: Why don't they just cremate him? Because he's too big to fit into the incinerator. Did you actually read the article? Have they not heard of chainsaws? Messy. Use a band saw. Actually, I've wondered about this myself, and now suspect there may be some local or state laws against desecrating or mutilating a body. Chopping up a corpse for disposal is generally classified as criminal activity, and doesn't meet the definition of autopsy or embalming procedures. Proton Soup I was thinking about that. Does it still count as disrespecting his body when *HE* so obviously disrespected his body first? Dally |
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Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office
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Hash: SHA1 On Thu, 01 Apr 2004 14:24:54 -0500, Dally wrote: Proton Soup wrote: On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me wrote: In article , geek_girl wrote: Larry Bud wrote: Why don't they just cremate him? Because he's too big to fit into the incinerator. Did you actually read the article? Have they not heard of chainsaws? Messy. Use a band saw. Actually, I've wondered about this myself, and now suspect there may be some local or state laws against desecrating or mutilating a body. Chopping up a corpse for disposal is generally classified as criminal activity, and doesn't meet the definition of autopsy or embalming procedures. Proton Soup I was thinking about that. Does it still count as disrespecting his body when *HE* so obviously disrespected his body first? Dally Well I can certainly disrespect your body and you don't even have to be dead. **** ant. Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGP 8.0 - not licensed for commercial use: www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBQGzN8OkoPZAZfLgsEQIIJgCg890YRRkXXBM7EoOXf5holK MXO0kAoK99 YFNcHw24xcHxAD+/BvcQ53hc =0DFA -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |
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Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office
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Dally wrote: Proton Soup wrote: On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me wrote: In article , geek_girl wrote: Larry Bud wrote: Why don't they just cremate him? Because he's too big to fit into the incinerator. Did you actually read the article? Have they not heard of chainsaws? Messy. Use a band saw. Actually, I've wondered about this myself, and now suspect there may be some local or state laws against desecrating or mutilating a body. Chopping up a corpse for disposal is generally classified as criminal activity, and doesn't meet the definition of autopsy or embalming procedures. Proton Soup I was thinking about that. Does it still count as disrespecting his body when *HE* so obviously disrespected his body first? Too bad the dude lacked the forethought to donate his remains to science, they could have chopped, sliced and minced without any concerns over desecration. Of course, medical schools and mortuary science programs probably aren't equipped to handle 700lb corpses either. In summary: ick. |
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Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office
"spork" wrote in message ... In article , Dally wrote: Proton Soup wrote: On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me wrote: In article , geek_girl wrote: Larry Bud wrote: Why don't they just cremate him? Because he's too big to fit into the incinerator. Did you actually read the article? Have they not heard of chainsaws? Messy. Use a band saw. Actually, I've wondered about this myself, and now suspect there may be some local or state laws against desecrating or mutilating a body. Chopping up a corpse for disposal is generally classified as criminal activity, and doesn't meet the definition of autopsy or embalming procedures. Proton Soup I was thinking about that. Does it still count as disrespecting his body when *HE* so obviously disrespected his body first? Too bad the dude lacked the forethought to donate his remains to science, they could have chopped, sliced and minced without any concerns over desecration. Of course, medical schools and mortuary science programs probably aren't equipped to handle 700lb corpses either. In summary: ick. We had a rendering plant at a meat-works I was at a few years ago that could have handled him. We often disposed of 500kg hogs that had died in the pens that way. The smell did get a bit rough at times though. |
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Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office
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Hash: SHA1 On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 07:40:24 +1000, "Mick R" wrote: "spork" wrote in message ... In article , Dally wrote: Proton Soup wrote: On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me wrote: In article , geek_girl wrote: Larry Bud wrote: Why don't they just cremate him? Because he's too big to fit into the incinerator. Did you actually read the article? Have they not heard of chainsaws? Messy. Use a band saw. Actually, I've wondered about this myself, and now suspect there may be some local or state laws against desecrating or mutilating a body. Chopping up a corpse for disposal is generally classified as criminal activity, and doesn't meet the definition of autopsy or embalming procedures. Proton Soup I was thinking about that. Does it still count as disrespecting his body when *HE* so obviously disrespected his body first? Too bad the dude lacked the forethought to donate his remains to science, they could have chopped, sliced and minced without any concerns over desecration. Of course, medical schools and mortuary science programs probably aren't equipped to handle 700lb corpses either. In summary: ick. We had a rendering plant at a meat-works I was at a few years ago that could have handled him. We often disposed of 500kg hogs that had died in the pens that way. The smell did get a bit rough at times though. May you be disposed of the same way. LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGP 8.0 - not licensed for commercial use: www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBQG4Ja+koPZAZfLgsEQIonQCgyUTi9fiNxe4cdmNrrYsvJU 83ql0An1dS yib87ZmQ7xKLDjJnd+DzNzes =2K1Y -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |
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Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office
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Hash: SHA1 On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:14:25 -0800, Robert wrote: On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 07:40:24 +1000, "Mick R" wrote: "spork" wrote in message ... In article , Dally wrote: Proton Soup wrote: On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me wrote: In article , geek_girl wrote: Larry Bud wrote: Why don't they just cremate him? Because he's too big to fit into the incinerator. Did you actually read the article? Have they not heard of chainsaws? Messy. Use a band saw. Actually, I've wondered about this myself, and now suspect there may be some local or state laws against desecrating or mutilating a body. Chopping up a corpse for disposal is generally classified as criminal activity, and doesn't meet the definition of autopsy or embalming procedures. Proton Soup I was thinking about that. Does it still count as disrespecting his body when *HE* so obviously disrespected his body first? Too bad the dude lacked the forethought to donate his remains to science, they could have chopped, sliced and minced without any concerns over desecration. Of course, medical schools and mortuary science programs probably aren't equipped to handle 700lb corpses either. In summary: ick. We had a rendering plant at a meat-works I was at a few years ago that could have handled him. We often disposed of 500kg hogs that had died in the pens that way. The smell did get a bit rough at times though. The smell of 500kg hogs can not be much different than the smell of a 500lb human pig. (or even perhaps a 275lb human pig) Lady Vetran has alluded to not taking a bath for 3 months. Can you even imagine??? Robert Are you sure that your family paid for your education. Damn, you need a refund and terminal servitude for the way you tortured your parents. LV Lady Veteran - ----------------------------------- "I rode a tank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..." - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil - ------------------------------------------------ People who hide behind anonymous remailers and ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no motive but malice. - --------------------------------------------- -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGP 8.0 - not licensed for commercial use: www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBQG4gvukoPZAZfLgsEQJ40QCglLKVujhiNgk/DTKsa2npgGKsLYkAoNy4 cXBkLVeWX154+Gg5aLihXCo5 =tcOo -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |
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