600-Pound Woman Dies After Being Surgically Removed From Couch

"Ay Eye" -m wrote in message
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(Tony Lew) writes:
No. They ****ing didn't. Stop lying to yourself you ****ing idiot.

I wonder if there's anywhere the sarcasm-impaired can get help.

We need a law that requires such postings to start with "WARNING:
OBVIOUS TROLL AHEAD".

Ay Eye -m


Instead, how about a personal visit from an ATer and his pet cluebat to
anybody too ****ing dense not to identify such an obvious troll. After a few
hours playing "manhunt", I'd probably be able to drill the aforementioned
asswipe right in the ****ing skull without even having to think about it.

Doc

ObT: Rockstar Games' "manhunt" for Xbox. $49.99 of pure, sociopathic
goodness. Kee-****ing-Rist! That has to be the most violent, depraved
videogame *ever*. After an hour, I literally had to put the controller down
and walk away because I was starting to like sneaking up behind people and
stabbing them in the ****ing eyes with a glass shard. Not only was I
starting to like it, but I was wanting to do it. For real.

This game has it all. You can club skinheads to death with baseball bats,
garrote beaners with a length of piano wire or hunt down tards with an
automatic shotgun. Wanna castrate somebody with a sickle? Got it. Want to
stick the sharp end of a crowbar into somebody's head from behind, them pry
their skull apart? Got that, too. Ever want to club a morbidly obese bigot
to death while he's taking a ****? Oh yeah, baby. The game plays to your
most depraved fantasies. Most first person shooter games require that you
manually aim at a target's head. Not this one. Get close enough and the
point of impact automatically switches to the poor sap's noggin. Pull the
trigger instantly and the head disappears in a cloud of red mist. Get closer
and a cavernous hole is drilled right through it. Keep clubbing a prone
adversary and the head explodes in a spray of brains, sending the eyes rolli
ng across the floor.

If you've got a PS2 or an Xbox, beg, borrow or steal this game. This has got
to be the best tasteless entertainment experience since 9/11 or the Korean
beheading video.