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Old September 25th, 2003, 09:42 PM
NR
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My rottweiler chases her round and round the block for an hour every day.
Then I lock her in a basement with laxatives and castor oil.

So far she's down to 90 pounds.

Anyone wanna see pictures? I've got plenty of proof She's a dish, I
tell ya.


NR

http://www.pat-acceptance.org/kookrant.html
http://www.pat-acceptance.org/kookrant2.html

If I catch you busting into a mass and vilifying a church, the last thing
you'll hear in your entire life, will be the ratatatatat of an automatic.
- --Steve Chaney to Mark Ira Kaufman
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Young Mr. Chaney, the man who has told me that he wants to murder me and
sodomize women in my family, has said, repeatedly, that advocates for
choice had vandalized churches.
- --Mark Ira Kaufman
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she probably has to have her picture taken by satellite because no normal
camera can fit all that whale blubber into one picture.
- --Steve Chaney
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Excessively fat women look ugly. It is impractical to try and have sex when
she's 100lbs overweight and the weight is all fat - but most women ain't
that big.
- --Steve Chaney
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You of course do know what a lot of Asian women prefer, right? Besides,
after ****ing a cute asian chick, experience tells me it isn't all that
except that she looks good on your arm. In bed it ain't much at all. If the
lights go out, any guy whose hormones are more fixed on performance than
looks, is going to go to sleep right there and then.
- --Steve Chaney
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Clarice and Allisson were well beyond a BMI of 25 in their pictures where
they were called cows.
- --Steve Chaney
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If Dutton knocked on Steve's door and Steve shot him in the face, I would
really not care.
- --Crash Street Kidd about Steve Chaney
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Stephen A Chaney is NR's whipping boy.

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Old September 26th, 2003, 01:43 PM
Lardy Veteran
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Default My dog helps my kid lose weight

On 25 Sep 2003,
(NR) did not write:

SNIP THE MONKKEY****

Forged by steve chaney, the serial forging monkey.

LV

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"I sucked a crank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and boars stank..."
-Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Lesbians
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The common excuse of those who take away my donuts
is that they desire their good but I know they just
want that creamy center. Which reminds me I have to
go suck on a boar.

- Luc de Clapiers de Vauvenargues 1715 - 1747
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Women show their character in nothing more clearly
than by what they think drinkable. Boar semen being
a perfect example.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 1749 - 1834
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and
won't approve of drinking creamy boar semen.

- Sir Winston Spencer Churchill
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Poor is the person who must live by begging priests for money.
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Remember that salad was built by amatuers and the
super size value meal by professionals - Unknown
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Janet Reno is in mourning. Her God, Rosie O'Donnell, quit her show and
has adopted a mannish haircut but still won't return her calls.
This means I have a chance to rut with that smelly fatty. I bet she stinks
like boar Praise Bog!
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NR is responsible for posting my likeness into lesbian websites.
I can't wait to suck some ****.
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Marty the owner of this group has made me horny then
turned down my offers to join in bristly boar orgies.
He will be brought up on charges any minute now. He
is being warned. At any moment he will be charged.
I am warning him. Right now. At this time. Because he
will be warned. This is a warning. A final warning.
I warn him. That was the last warning. Marty I warn you.
That is the only warning he will get. Marty you better
watch out. I am giving you this only final last warning.
I mean it this time. Better watch out. For the rest
of your life you will be looking over your shoulder
wondering if I am warning you for the last time...and
I shall be busy drowning my sorrows in boar semen.
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Robin King lives her fantasies involving sex with big fat stinky boars.
She can't have my sticky goodness of boar semen. It is all mine.
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I will not even attempt to explain my love of lesbianism
and boar semen. My friends know that lesbian boar sex is
a beautiful thing and my enemies will never believe that
the love between a fat lesbian and a hot rutting boar is
the highest expression of feminism. I do not give a damn
about my enemies.
They can rot in Hell.
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The real Lady Veteran just loves anonymous
remailers. If you read something that looks
like it is from Lady Veteran and the originator
isn't an anonymous remailer-it is a FORGERY by
certain diseases called heterosexuals.
The REAL Lady Veteran has nothing to hide about
her lesbianism and love of creamy boar sex, **** hams,
thick alien probes and monster boar cock dildos and is
not ashamed to stand up and be counted for her beliefs
as a lesbian, anal probe craving, boar loving and smelly woman.


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Old September 27th, 2003, 04:22 AM
Bad manners
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On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 12:43:20 GMT, Lardy Veteran
wrote:
[garbage snipped]


KEEP THIS **** OUT OF MISC.CONSUMERS.

If you assholes have nothing better to do than your eternal flames,
trolling, baiting and insulting then continue it in other groups.

Why not create alt.stupid.and.has.no.life and do all your posting there?
 




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