Magic breast reducing exercise?

Any other women with silly body proportions?

I'm 5 foot even. 129 lbs..still need to loose about 24 lbs to get back
down to my "normal" weight. Absolutely no butt...never have...
exercising to help that issue..and it is helping a bit. But the real
kicker...on my short frame...I wear 34 DD. Same same when I was at my
lowest at 97 lbs..tho I did get down to a 32 DD. It seems to me that
whoever engineered my body was seriously making a funny.

Anyone find any sort of exercise routine which helps? I'd kill for a
nice C cup.

Mimsy