Repost from soc.support.fat-acceptance.moderated: I'm fat, but where?

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wrote in message
...
(I tried to post this before, but I'm afraid you didn't get it, or you
thought I was trolling. I was embarrassed to the first time, but this
time I included a good from address. If I were a troll, I wouldn't
have tried to be discreet in my choice of terms. I thought about
seeing a doctor, but I don't think most doctors would know much about
this.)

I'm male and I've gained a bunch of weight. I'm about 80 pounds
overweight, and it's embarrassing to ask this, and you may even want
to skip this email,


but it seems that when I sit on the toilet, I can no longer use exit
ports number 1 and 2 at the same time, without making the toilet seat
dirty, either at one exit port or the other. Same toilet seat I have
had for 18 years. Is this possible? Can gaining weight have made
the distance between 1 and 2 greater than it was?

I could get a U-shaped toilet seat instead of an 0-shaped one, but
U-shaped ones remind me of public toilets and that wouldn't solve some
basic problem, if there is one. Is there? Thank you.

Meirman

If emailing, please let me know whether
or not you are posting the same letter.

Change domain to erols.com, if necessary.

Lady Veteran, aka bLobbi, would consider this an on topic post for
soc.support.fat-acceptance. The moderators of
soc.support.fat-acceptance.moderated approved this post for their
newsgroup. Remember diet talk is not appropriate for
soc.support.fat-acceptance, but this post is acceptable.

NR

http://www.pat-acceptance.org/kookrant.html
http://www.pat-acceptance.org/kookrant2.html

If I catch you busting into a mass and vilifying a church, the last thing
you'll hear in your entire life, will be the ratatatatat of an automatic.
- --Steve Chaney to Mark Ira Kaufman
Message-ID:

Young Mr. Chaney, the man who has told me that he wants to murder me and
sodomize women in my family, has said, repeatedly, that advocates for
choice had vandalized churches.
- --Mark Ira Kaufman
Message-ID:

she probably has to have her picture taken by satellite because no normal
camera can fit all that whale blubber into one picture.
- --Steve Chaney
Message-ID:

Excessively fat women look ugly. It is impractical to try and have sex when
she's 100lbs overweight and the weight is all fat - but most women ain't
that big.
- --Steve Chaney
Message-ID:

You of course do know what a lot of Asian women prefer, right? Besides,
after ****ing a cute asian chick, experience tells me it isn't all that
except that she looks good on your arm. In bed it ain't much at all. If the
lights go out, any guy whose hormones are more fixed on performance than
looks, is going to go to sleep right there and then.
- --Steve Chaney
Message-ID:

Clarice and Allisson were well beyond a BMI of 25 in their pictures where
they were called cows.
- --Steve Chaney
Message-ID:

If Dutton knocked on Steve's door and Steve shot him in the face, I would
really not care.
- --Crash Street Kidd about Steve Chaney
Message-ID:

Stephen A Chaney admits to sodomizing his daughter if he forges me now.


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On 19 Apr 2004, (NR) wrote:
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wrote in message
.. .
(I tried to post this before, but I'm afraid you didn't get it, or you
thought I was trolling. I was embarrassed to the first time, but this
time I included a good from address. If I were a troll, I wouldn't
have tried to be discreet in my choice of terms. I thought about
seeing a doctor, but I don't think most doctors would know much about
this.)

I'm male and I've gained a bunch of weight. I'm about 80 pounds
overweight, and it's embarrassing to ask this, and you may even want
to skip this email,


but it seems that when I sit on the toilet, I can no longer use exit
ports number 1 and 2 at the same time, without making the toilet seat
dirty, either at one exit port or the other. Same toilet seat I have
had for 18 years. Is this possible? Can gaining weight have made
the distance between 1 and 2 greater than it was?

I could get a U-shaped toilet seat instead of an 0-shaped one, but
U-shaped ones remind me of public toilets and that wouldn't solve some
basic problem, if there is one. Is there? Thank you.

Meirman

If emailing, please let me know whether
or not you are posting the same letter.

Change domain to erols.com, if necessary.

Lady Veteran, aka bLobbi, would consider this an on topic post for
soc.support.fat-acceptance. The moderators of
soc.support.fat-acceptance.moderated approved this post for their
newsgroup. Remember diet talk is not appropriate for
soc.support.fat-acceptance, but this post is acceptable.

NR

Blobbi has no real rhyme or reason for her grunt-like outbursts. The truth
his, to her, no post is legitimate unless it is an attack on whomever she
believes is the troll of the moment.

Regarding that post, I am amazed it was approved, as the nastiness of obese
people's bathroom problems is one of those topics fat acceptors quietly try
to hide from public view - but we know the truth.

HTH

S*nort

On 19 Apr 2004, (NR) wrote:

wrote in message
.. .
(I tried to post this before, but I'm afraid you didn't get it, or you
thought I was trolling. I was embarrassed to the first time, but this
time I included a good from address. If I were a troll, I wouldn't
have tried to be discreet in my choice of terms. I thought about
seeing a doctor, but I don't think most doctors would know much about
this.)

I'm male and I've gained a bunch of weight. I'm about 80 pounds
overweight, and it's embarrassing to ask this, and you may even want
to skip this email,


but it seems that when I sit on the toilet, I can no longer use exit
ports number 1 and 2 at the same time, without making the toilet seat
dirty, either at one exit port or the other. Same toilet seat I have
had for 18 years. Is this possible? Can gaining weight have made
the distance between 1 and 2 greater than it was?

I could get a U-shaped toilet seat instead of an 0-shaped one, but
U-shaped ones remind me of public toilets and that wouldn't solve some
basic problem, if there is one. Is there? Thank you.

Meirman

If emailing, please let me know whether
or not you are posting the same letter.

Change domain to erols.com, if necessary.

Lady Veteran, aka bLobbi, would consider this an on topic post for
soc.support.fat-acceptance. The moderators of
soc.support.fat-acceptance.moderated approved this post for their
newsgroup. Remember diet talk is not appropriate for
soc.support.fat-acceptance, but this post is acceptable.

The fat ****s spew **** all over the toilet seat and they can't wipe their
fat asses without a reach implement. This must be what fat acceptance is
all about and that's why the post was approved in
soc.support.fat-acceptance.moderated. God forbid the fat ****s want to
lose weight and improve their health and the environment. Lady Veteran
says no diet talk, but poopy talk is OK.

LMMFAO


"NR" wrote in message
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wrote in message
...
(I tried to post this before, but I'm afraid you didn't get it, or you
thought I was trolling. I was embarrassed to the first time, but this
time I included a good from address. If I were a troll, I wouldn't
have tried to be discreet in my choice of terms. I thought about
seeing a doctor, but I don't think most doctors would know much about
this.)

I'm male and I've gained a bunch of weight. I'm about 80 pounds
overweight, and it's embarrassing to ask this, and you may even want
to skip this email,


but it seems that when I sit on the toilet, I can no longer use exit
ports number 1 and 2 at the same time, without making the toilet seat
dirty, either at one exit port or the other. Same toilet seat I have
had for 18 years. Is this possible? Can gaining weight have made
the distance between 1 and 2 greater than it was?

I could get a U-shaped toilet seat instead of an 0-shaped one, but
U-shaped ones remind me of public toilets and that wouldn't solve some
basic problem, if there is one. Is there? Thank you.

Meirman

If emailing, please let me know whether
or not you are posting the same letter.

Change domain to erols.com, if necessary.

Lady Veteran, aka bLobbi, would consider this an on topic post for
soc.support.fat-acceptance. The moderators of
soc.support.fat-acceptance.moderated approved this post for their
newsgroup. Remember diet talk is not appropriate for
soc.support.fat-acceptance, but this post is acceptable.

NR

http://www.pat-acceptance.org/kookrant.html
http://www.pat-acceptance.org/kookrant2.html

If I catch you busting into a mass and vilifying a church, the last thing
you'll hear in your entire life, will be the ratatatatat of an automatic.
- --Steve Chaney to Mark Ira Kaufman
Message-ID:

Young Mr. Chaney, the man who has told me that he wants to murder me and
sodomize women in my family, has said, repeatedly, that advocates for
choice had vandalized churches.
- --Mark Ira Kaufman
Message-ID:

she probably has to have her picture taken by satellite because no normal
camera can fit all that whale blubber into one picture.
- --Steve Chaney
Message-ID:

Excessively fat women look ugly. It is impractical to try and have sex
when
she's 100lbs overweight and the weight is all fat - but most women ain't
that big.
- --Steve Chaney
Message-ID:

You of course do know what a lot of Asian women prefer, right? Besides,
after ****ing a cute asian chick, experience tells me it isn't all that
except that she looks good on your arm. In bed it ain't much at all. If
the
lights go out, any guy whose hormones are more fixed on performance than
looks, is going to go to sleep right there and then.
- --Steve Chaney
Message-ID:

Clarice and Allisson were well beyond a BMI of 25 in their pictures where
they were called cows.
- --Steve Chaney
Message-ID:

If Dutton knocked on Steve's door and Steve shot him in the face, I would
really not care.
- --Crash Street Kidd about Steve Chaney
Message-ID:

Stephen A Chaney admits to sodomizing his daughter if he forges me now.


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On 19 Apr 2004 02:48:05 -0000, S-nort wrote:
Regarding that post, I am amazed it was approved, as the nastiness
of obese people's bathroom problems is one of those topics fat
acceptors quietly try to hide from public view - but we know the
truth.

You truth is that people have no right to request resolution of
problems? No wonder you muddle through life one step ahead of the
farmer who wants to butcher you. That is no kind of life rump roast.

HTH

S*nort

The truth is that NR the **** is a lousy excuse for a human being.
and yes I consider it to be on-topic.


LV


Lady Veteran
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"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
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People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
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"To Do Is To Be" Socrates
"To Be Is To Do" Plato
"Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra
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On 19 Apr 2004 07:52:48 +0200, Mallard wrote:
Lady Veteran says no diet talk, but poopy talk is OK.


Well they DID let you in-that is all the poopy we need.

LV


Lady Veteran
- -----------------------------------
"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
- ------------------------------------------------
People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
- ---------------------------------------------
"To Do Is To Be" Socrates
"To Be Is To Do" Plato
"Do Be Do Be Do" Sinatra
- -------------------------------


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On Mon, 19 Apr 2004, Lady Veteran wrote:

On 19 Apr 2004 02:48:05 -0000, S-nort wrote:
Regarding that post, I am amazed it was approved, as the nastiness
of obese people's bathroom problems is one of those topics fat
acceptors quietly try to hide from public view - but we know the
truth.

You truth is that people have no right to request resolution of
problems?

Meirman stated that he had been using the same toilet seat for 18 years
and did not have the problem with soiling it with his excrement until he
gained a lot of weight. Wouldn't weight loss be the logical solution?

No wonder you muddle through life one step ahead of the
farmer who wants to butcher you. That is no kind of life rump roast.

HTH

S*nort

The truth is that NR the **** is a lousy excuse for a human being.
and yes I consider it to be on-topic.

Since you have a problem with diet talk, what should Meirman do about his
problem? Let's see you post a supportive, on-topic message for once.

wrote in message
.. .
(I tried to post this before, but I'm afraid you didn't get it, or you
thought I was trolling. I was embarrassed to the first time, but this
time I included a good from address. If I were a troll, I wouldn't
have tried to be discreet in my choice of terms. I thought about
seeing a doctor, but I don't think most doctors would know much about
this.)

I'm male and I've gained a bunch of weight. I'm about 80 pounds
overweight, and it's embarrassing to ask this, and you may even want
to skip this email,


but it seems that when I sit on the toilet, I can no longer use exit
ports number 1 and 2 at the same time, without making the toilet seat
dirty, either at one exit port or the other. Same toilet seat I have
had for 18 years. Is this possible? Can gaining weight have made
the distance between 1 and 2 greater than it was?

I could get a U-shaped toilet seat instead of an 0-shaped one, but
U-shaped ones remind me of public toilets and that wouldn't solve some
basic problem, if there is one. Is there? Thank you.

So stop trying. Most men pee standing up anyway, why not just start doing
that instead?

--
Siobhan Perricone
The actions taken by the New Hampshire Episcopalians are an affront to
Christians everywhere. I am just thankful that the church's founder, Henry
VIII, and his wife Catherine of Aragon, his wife Anne Boleyn, his wife Jane
Seymour, his wife Anne of Cleves, his wife Catherine Howard and his wife
Catherine Parr are no longer here to suffer through this assault on our
"traditional Christian marriage."
- Owen Keavney

wrote in message
.. .
(I tried to post this before, but I'm afraid you didn't get it, or you
thought I was trolling. I was embarrassed to the first time, but this
time I included a good from address. If I were a troll, I wouldn't
have tried to be discreet in my choice of terms. I thought about
seeing a doctor, but I don't think most doctors would know much about
this.)

I'm male and I've gained a bunch of weight. I'm about 80 pounds
overweight, and it's embarrassing to ask this, and you may even want
to skip this email,


but it seems that when I sit on the toilet, I can no longer use exit
ports number 1 and 2 at the same time, without making the toilet seat
dirty, either at one exit port or the other. Same toilet seat I have
had for 18 years. Is this possible? Can gaining weight have made
the distance between 1 and 2 greater than it was?

I could get a U-shaped toilet seat instead of an 0-shaped one, but
U-shaped ones remind me of public toilets and that wouldn't solve some
basic problem, if there is one. Is there? Thank you.

Meirman

If emailing, please let me know whether
or not you are posting the same letter.

Change domain to erols.com, if necessary.

I'm not male, but I've toilet-trained two of them, and I had to teach
each of them to push down on his penis while going.

Gaining weight might cause your penis to look smaller because it is
surrounded by fat. It's still the same size, though.

(Eva Whitley) wrote in
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wrote in message
. ..

but it seems that when I sit on the toilet, I can no longer use
exit ports number 1 and 2 at the same time, without making the
toilet seat dirty, either at one exit port or the other. Same
toilet seat I have had for 18 years. Is this possible? Can
gaining weight have made the distance between 1 and 2 greater
than it was?

I'm not male, but I've toilet-trained two of them, and I had to
teach each of them to push down on his penis while going.

Gaining weight might cause your penis to look smaller because it
is surrounded by fat. It's still the same size, though.

Am I the only woman who has this problem then? I don't actually make a
mess, except during menstruation, but the standard round toilet seats
are a tight fit. I had a house with the enlongated oval toilets once
and it was much better.


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