"Come on in, George."

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter
tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea what some
people will do to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really
are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
"Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning
mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"
he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to
prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

Bob (this one) wrote:
|| Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter
|| tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea what some
|| people will do to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really
|| are?"
||
|| Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a
|| blackboard and some chalk?"
||
|| Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
|| appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
|| symbols his theory of relativity.
||
|| Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he
|| says. "Welcome to heaven!"
||
|| The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
|| credentials.
||
|| Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
||
|| Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
||
|| Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning
|| mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
||
|| Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"
|| he says. "Come on in!"
||
|| Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
|| scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to
|| prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
||
|| George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
||
|| Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."


BWAHAHAHAHA


THE BUSHES IN NEW ORLEANS: THE PICTURE FOX NEWS
WOULDN'T LET US SEE:

http://users.thelink.net/marengo/bush

In article ,
"Bob (this one)" wrote:

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter
tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea what some
people will do to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really
are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
"Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning
mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"
he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to
prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

Heheheheh!!!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 20:49:24 -0500, OmManiPadmeOmelet
wrote:

In article ,
"Bob (this one)" wrote:

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter
tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea what some
people will do to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really
are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
"Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning
mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"
he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to
prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

Heheheheh!!!

Could Einstein or Picasso fly an F-102 ?

bmcky

Boston, MA

bmcky mentioned in passing :

Could Einstein or Picasso fly an F-102 ?

Or best Kerry on an IQ test?

Bill DeWitt mentioned in passing :

bmcky mentioned in passing :

Could Einstein or Picasso fly an F-102 ?

Or best Kerry on an IQ test?

OK... maybe Einstein could do that... since Bush could.

bmcky wrote:
|| On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 20:49:24 -0500, OmManiPadmeOmelet
|| wrote:
||
||| In article ,
||| "Bob (this one)" wrote:
|||
|||| Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter
|||| tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea what some
|||| people will do to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really
|||| are?"
||||
|||| Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a
|||| blackboard and some chalk?"
||||
|||| Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
|||| appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
|||| symbols his theory of relativity.
||||
|||| Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he
|||| says. "Welcome to heaven!"
||||
|||| The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
|||| credentials.
||||
|||| Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
||||
|||| Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
||||
|||| Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning
|||| mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
||||
|||| Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to
|||| be!" he says. "Come on in!"
||||
|||| Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
|||| scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to
|||| prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
||||
|||| George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and
|||| Picasso?"
||||
|||| Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
|||
||| Heheheheh!!!
||
|| Could Einstein or Picasso fly an F-102 ?
||
|| bmcky
||
|| Boston, MA

My guess is that with equal training on both sides, both Einstein and
Picasso could fly an F-102 better than George Bush could paint a picture or
expound on the mathematical proof of the theory of relativity.

--
Peter
~~~~
THE BUSHES IN NEW ORLEANS: THE PICTURE FOX NEWS WOULDN'T LET US SEE:
http://users.thelink.net/marengo/bush

George Bush is not Low Carb.
"Bob (this one)" wrote in message
...
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter
tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea what some
people will do to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really
are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
"Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning
mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"
he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to
prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

A.D.C wrote:
George Bush is not Low Carb.

I suspect he is (like most animals) mostly fat and protein, so he
probably would be low carb, if a bit tough and chewy. I recommend
smoking him whole for 20 hrs, after a rubdown with a nice cumin, chile,
salt, pepper rub, Texas style, with LC bbq sauce in the serving. Think
brisket.

-Hollywood.

bmcky wrote:
On Thu, 15 Sep 2005 20:49:24 -0500, OmManiPadmeOmelet
wrote:

In article ,
"Bob (this one)" wrote:

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter
tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea what some
people will do to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really
are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
"Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning
mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"
he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to
prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

Heheheheh!!!

Could Einstein or Picasso fly an F-102 ?

bmcky

Boston, MA

Any american high school drop out can be trained to fly an F-102. They
just make the controls similiar to a japanese Sony Play Station game
controller.

TC