Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office

I bring you Lady Vet and a frothing kook rant. Can anyone help decipher?


In article ,
Lady Veteran wrote:

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On Tue, 30 Mar 2004 13:28:36 GMT, spork
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In article 1080623214.899645@muldoon,
"Supergoof" wrote:

"sparky-warky" wrote ...
Lady Veteran wrote:

Well Jean C is a real human and her forger, NR the ****, is
not. He is forging her good name to deliberately troll you.

A grassroots efforts is being made to identify him and expose
that information around the world. Once that happens you will
not be bothered again.

Please note: Grassroot effort=Lady Vet and Google.

At least she's trying, spanky wanky.


Yes, she is. And like a million monkies at keyboards, trying to eke
out the entire works of Shakespeare, it should only take...well,
never. She'll never expose anyone.

Say while you and NR are running from all the righteous indignation
from people who want your balls on a platter...yes, I know you SAY
you are female.

Stay away from me, you filthy lesbian.



HOWEVER! Lady Vet was just outed as being the forger behind the Jean
C forgeries. Her IP addy was traced and logged. Case closed.

Two plus two makes five for too doesn't it, Miss Disease?


I'm sorry that you miss your disease, but actually 2+2=4, for one.
Always has.


IOW-Her "trying" really involved her cross-posting and annoying as
many ng's as possible.

Uh-huh...and You singular purpose besides being a walking
advertisement for the wonders of abortion is what exactly?

I hope this clears up any confusion you may have.

Does nothing for yours I am afraid.


Rachel

Bitch.

Miss "I Have Secondary Syphilis So My Brain Aint Right" has all all
her facts straight in a line. Too bad for her they lead to a place no
one else wants to go.


News flash - vermin-you mind aint never been right.

Karma is wonderful...You are going to become everything you say I
am...and I am going to be so happy my feet won't be touching the
ground.


Speaking of karma, what is it you did in your last life to become the
socially inept, poverty-stricken, jobless **** you are today?

It must of been something really bad.


You are getting right up there with NR the **** in the "I can't think
of words to describe how low you are" department... Don't worry
though-I will think of something.

So what you're really saying is that you're guilty as charged with the
Jean C forgeries? Righty-O.

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On Tue, 30 Mar 2004 15:56:18 GMT, spork
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I bring you Lady Vet and a frothing kook rant. Can anyone help
decipher?

If you can't figure out what you are saying, how the hell you expect
the rest of us too???

Go grow a tumor, disease.

LV


Lady Veteran
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"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- - -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
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People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
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spork wrote in message ...
I bring you Lady Vet and a frothing kook rant. Can anyone help decipher?

To understand her/his/its frustration you need only insert a 18" dildo
in your rear end, then eat 12 big macs, 6 large fries, and be sure not
to forget the 23 large DIET cokes, and in 4 or 5 days you'll get a
better understanding of an average day in the life of "LV", and in the
words of the greatest president to walk the earth since JFK,you'll
"feel her pain".
TheBillRodgers bows

spork wrote in message ...
I bring you Lady Vet and a frothing kook rant. Can anyone help decipher?

You have way too much time on your hands.

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On 30 Mar 2004 13:24:45 -0800, (Warburton)
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spork wrote in message
...
I bring you Lady Vet and a frothing kook rant. Can anyone help
decipher?

To understand her/his/its frustration you need only insert a 18"
dildo in your rear end, then eat 12 big macs, 6 large fries, and be
sure not to forget the 23 large DIET cokes, and in 4 or 5 days
you'll get a
better understanding of an average day in the life of "LV", and in
the words of the greatest president to walk the earth since
JFK,you'll
"feel her pain".
TheBillRodgers bows


My condolences to other ****s in your collective...once upon a time.
You actually lived....

I got your pain right here you primordial piece of ****.

LV


Lady Veteran
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"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
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People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
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"Lenny" writes:
"Jean C" wrote in message
...

blah, blah, blah blah

could someone with more historical perspective than me provide some
info as to how the NG misc. consumers is constantly hit with
contentious cross-posts about obesity. It's been going on for what
seems like forever. Every time I filter out the usual suspects
somebody "new" lie Jean C appears on the scene.

We (MFW) have been getting them for quite a while. My pet theory is that
the trolls are hoping we'll join them in abusing the SSFAers. Do what I
do and filter out as much of it as possible, 'cause I don't see any end
to it.

Why misc.consumers? I haven't a clue.


D.

On 31 Mar 2004 07:32:15 -0500, wrote:


"Lenny" writes:
"Jean C" wrote in message
...

blah, blah, blah blah

could someone with more historical perspective than me provide some
info as to how the NG misc. consumers is constantly hit with
contentious cross-posts about obesity. It's been going on for what
seems like forever. Every time I filter out the usual suspects
somebody "new" lie Jean C appears on the scene.

We (MFW) have been getting them for quite a while. My pet theory is that
the trolls are hoping we'll join them in abusing the SSFAers. Do what I
do and filter out as much of it as possible, 'cause I don't see any end
to it.

Why misc.consumers? I haven't a clue.


D.

Thanks. That is the best possible thing you can do, and a very mature response,
I might add. Please keep up the good work.

If more people would do that, fat people could go on about their business and
stop wasting defending themselves.

LV


Lady Veteran
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"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
-Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
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People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
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(Jean=A0C)WROTE:
Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office By Kristin Bender, STAFF
WRITER
OAKLAND -- A day after summoning a crane to remove the body of a
700-pound West Oakland man, Alameda County coroner's officials Thursday
were trying to figure out what to do with the corpse.
Supervising Coroner Frank Gentle said authorities have not been able to
find any family of William Lindelof, who died at a care home on West
Street about 11 p.m. Tuesday. He was 49.
Gentle said the man's parents, believed to be from Alameda, are dead,
and no relatives have been located.
Because of his size, Lindelof does not fit in a standard incinerator
used for cremation or a standard casket, Gentle said. The body remains
at the coroner's office in downtown Oakland.
"We are having trouble figuring out what to do," Gentle said.
A spokesman from the Casket Showroom in Fremont said he had never heard
of a casket that could accommodate a man that size. The company's
standard caskets are about 3 feet wide, and Lindelof was much wider.
Officials said Lindelof had been complaining of chest pain and shortness
of breath before he died Tuesday.
The cause of death has been determined to be acute and chronic
congestive heart failure due to massive obesity, Gentle said.
On Wednesday, coroner's officials used a crane to remove the man's body
from the care home. Once in the coroner's van, officials called on the
Oakland Fire Department, which brought in a cargo net and helped
transport the man into the morgue.
--------------------------------------------------------------RESPONE:
When I manage an apartment complex in the 80's one of the tenants died
inside his apartment AFTER the local hospital refused to admit him
based on his weight.
Police ended up taken off the wooden sides of his front door to drag the
body to the waiting ambulance. Because of his weight they had to use
garbage bags to cover him as he wouldn't fit in the body bag.
I remember this whole ordeal took over 4 hours to complete. Between the
police taking pictures of body and other tenants hawking right outside
his apartment the whole thing reminded me of a circus show while this
man's younger brother -only few pounds overweight- stood by.
The deceased was only 27 years old.
After the funeral the brother came by the apartment to clear out his
deceased brothers property and told me the family had wanted a public
viewing of body and had too pay $1,000 extra for procedure to be able to
fit him in a normal size casket.
I still remember this whole thing being so sad for a 27 year old to end
up like this and people treated it like it was a private side show.

A spokesman from the Casket Showroom in Fremont said he had never heard of
a casket that could accommodate a man that size. The company's standard
caskets are about 3 feet wide, and Lindelof was much wider.

Officials said Lindelof had been complaining of chest pain and shortness of

Why don't they just cremate him?

This is a troll... Unless he already arranged for a burial plot, or he's
willed funds to himself for one, then he'd be cremated, no if's and's or
but's. Casket size is a moot point. Also, it fails to mention where
they're keeping his body. I doubt it fits in the morgue's cooler.

I wonder if it's illegal to bury someone without a casket. I can't imagine why?