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Old September 27th, 2011, 06:13 AM posted to soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.support.diet.low-carb
Jason[_2_]
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On Mon, 26 Sep 2011 08:59:33 -0700 (PDT), Ragnar
wrote:

On Sep 24, 6:34*pm, Jason wrote:
Ragnar - With the virtual explosion of obesity in our great nation
today there are now a huge number of men with very large wives.

Given that marathons are quite popular in the U.S. today.
Given that many of the very large wives are not physically able to run
a marathon.
Given that the organizer of a popular public event receives a lot of
positive public recognition.

With all this in mind a man with a good measure *of organizational
skills could well plan out a new and different type of marathon.

Image if you will. *A relatively light weight *(aluminum) pony cart,
in the cart the obese wife, pulling the cart the weight tolerant
husband.

An enhancement of all he above could be the establishment of a scoring
handicap program based upon the total weight of the wife relative to
the other wives. *The heavier ones wife is the more handicap points
the husband would receive.

Now, Ragnar, the question. *If such an event was planned, organized
and executed in *your area would you and Renee be participants?.

AND, can you see yourself as the organizer? The right person could
achieve a lot of self satisfaction by being stepping up to the plate
of public service. *Think of the accolades one might receive from
"Weight Watchers" *"TOPS" and other similar organizations. Perhaps
even a personal appearance with Richard Simmons and/or Dr. Phil.
It definitely would be on the news channels.

Jason


How long did it take you to dream up this lame attempt at looking
clever? Hopefully you didnít tax yourself too much and suffer and
brain embolism in the process.

BTW, since you appear to have put a lot of thought into this, why
donít YOU organize such an event? You could go around town personally
inviting fat women and their husbands to participate. In fact I think
watching that would be a lot more entertaining. Who doesnít love the
sight of a socially inept asshole like you getting his ass handed to
him in public? LOL.

Ragnar


Rags - I have read your reply and your omission is most glaring.
The question was asked "if such as event was planned, organized and
executed in your area would you and Renee be participates."
This was the most primary focus of the entire posting and for whatever
reason you skipped right over it. Instead you asked if I would assume
the project of organization,

Now to answer your question asking if I would organize the event.
Considering that I do not have a humongous lady to participate in the
event with me I really am lacking in the motivation to go forward
with it and believe that it would be far more appropriate for you than
I. I have no doubts that Renee would be of great assistance in
publicizing the project among other humongous ladies. (I don't have
any at all available at my beck and call)

If you decide to go ahead with it I do have a suggestion. Having the
lightweight pony carts custom made would entail a considerable
expense, so I have what appears to be WIN/WIN solution to that aspect
of the operation. Forget about having the pony carts custom made.
Check out the following link:

http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/47..._rickshaw.html

The cost of these rickshaws would be far less that what it would cost
by having the pony carts manufactured.
Then when the marathon event concludes there is the opportunity of
selling the rickshaws to a company specializing in servicing tourists
in such cities as San Francisco, San Diego, Las Vegas or New York
City. It is not only possible but probable that you could even
realize a profit on reselling the rickshaws. In addition the publicity
received during the marathon should boost the sales exposure of the
vehicles later. Of course that is dependant upon Renee and her
humongous lady friends not doing serious damage the vehicles by
overloading them. It would be wise to check out the maximum designed
weigh bearing capacity first. You might also want to ascertain the
seat widths.

PS - Warning --- By no means should you include Lady Veteran in
this project. Mythology states that King Midas had the Golden Touch.
In contrast Blobbi has the "Defecation Touch", everything she touches
turns to Doo Doo.

PS-2 -- The National Association to Association to Advance Fat
Acceptance may well chose you for special honors if you do become the
organizer of this event.

Good Luck
Jason
 




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