Obese corpse a problem for coroner's office

"Lady Veteran" wrote in message
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On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 07:40:24 +1000, "Mick R"
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"spork" wrote in message
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Dally wrote:

Proton Soup wrote:

On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me wrote:


In article , geek_girl
wrote:

Larry Bud wrote:

Why don't they just cremate him?

Because he's too big to fit into the incinerator. Did you
actually
read
the article?

Have they not heard of chainsaws?


Messy. Use a band saw.

Actually, I've wondered about this myself, and now suspect
there may be some local or state laws against desecrating or
mutilating a body. Chopping up a corpse for disposal is
generally classified as criminal activity, and doesn't meet
the definition of autopsy or embalming procedures.

Proton Soup

I was thinking about that. Does it still count as disrespecting
his body when *HE* so obviously disrespected his body first?


Too bad the dude lacked the forethought to donate his remains to
science, they could have chopped, sliced and minced without any
concerns over desecration. Of course, medical schools and mortuary
science programs probably aren't equipped to handle 700lb corpses
either.

In summary: ick.

We had a rendering plant at a meat-works I was at a few years ago
that could have handled him. We often disposed of 500kg hogs that
had died in the pens that way. The smell did get a bit rough at
times though.

May you be disposed of the same way.


It would be of more economic benifit for you to go first. Of course that's
highly likely so it's a mute point.
Bacon rhind, cigarettes, cyanide ... they all work it's just a matter of how
long.

LV


Lady Veteran
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when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
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People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
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Robert wrote in message ...
On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 02:26:05 GMT, Lady Veteran
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:14:25 -0800, Robert wrote:

On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 07:40:24 +1000, "Mick R"
wrote:


"spork" wrote in message
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In article ,
Dally wrote:

Proton Soup wrote:

On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me wrote:


In article , geek_girl
wrote:

Larry Bud wrote:

Why don't they just cremate him?

Because he's too big to fit into the incinerator. Did you
actually
read
the article?

Have they not heard of chainsaws?


Messy. Use a band saw.

Actually, I've wondered about this myself, and now suspect
there may be some local or state laws against desecrating or
mutilating a body. Chopping up a corpse for disposal is
generally classified as criminal activity, and doesn't meet
the definition of autopsy or embalming procedures.

Proton Soup

I was thinking about that. Does it still count as
disrespecting his body when *HE* so obviously disrespected his
body first?


Too bad the dude lacked the forethought to donate his remains to
science, they could have chopped, sliced and minced without any
concerns over desecration. Of course, medical schools and
mortuary science programs probably aren't equipped to handle
700lb corpses either.

In summary: ick.

We had a rendering plant at a meat-works I was at a few years ago
that could have handled him. We often disposed of 500kg hogs that
had died in the pens that way. The smell did get a bit rough at
times though.


The smell of 500kg hogs can not be much different than the smell of
a 500lb human pig. (or even perhaps a 275lb human pig)

Lady Vetran has alluded to not taking a bath for 3 months. Can you
even imagine???

Robert

Are you sure that your family paid for your education. Damn, you need
a refund and terminal servitude for the way you tortured your
parents.

LV


Lady Veteran

And what does that have to do with you not bathing for three months at
a time?


Come on, go easy on her. It's not her fault she can't reach to wipe her own
ass.
Oh wait ...

Robert

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On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 20:02:13 +1000, "Mick R"
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"Lady Veteran" wrote in message
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On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 07:40:24 +1000, "Mick R"
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"spork" wrote in message
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In article ,
Dally wrote:

Proton Soup wrote:

On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me wrote:


In article , geek_girl
wrote:

Larry Bud wrote:

May you be disposed of the same way.


It would be of more economic benifit for you to go first. Of course
that's highly likely so it's a mute point.
Bacon rhind, cigarettes, cyanide ... they all work it's just a
matter of how long.


So what is stopping you? You are the one that seems to be tired of
living-not me...I am having too much fun hitting idiots up side the
head with a clue-by four.


LV


Lady Veteran
- -----------------------------------
"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
- ------------------------------------------------
People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 19:13:35 -0800, Robert wrote:

On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 02:26:05 GMT, Lady Veteran
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:14:25 -0800, Robert wrote:

On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 07:40:24 +1000, "Mick R"
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"spork" wrote in message
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In article ,
Dally wrote:

Proton Soup wrote:

On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me wrote:


In article , geek_girl
wrote:
Are you sure that your family paid for your education. Damn, you
need a refund and terminal servitude for the way you tortured your
parents.

LV


Lady Veteran

And what does that have to do with you not bathing for three months
at a time?

Robert

Because you failed to read the whole post. I said I could fail to
bathe for 3 months and still smell better than the idiot I was
posting to.

I think that applies to you also. If it was you I wrote that too,
then I risk repeating myself. All you idiots look and act alike
anyway.

LV


Lady Veteran
- -----------------------------------
"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
- ------------------------------------------------
People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
- ---------------------------------------------


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On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 20:05:08 +1000, "Mick R"
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Robert wrote in message
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On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 02:26:05 GMT, Lady Veteran
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:14:25 -0800, Robert wrote:

On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 07:40:24 +1000, "Mick R"
wrote:


"spork" wrote in message
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In article ,
Dally wrote:

Proton Soup wrote:

On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me
wrote:


In article ,
geek_girl wrote:


And what does that have to do with you not bathing for three
months at a time?


Come on, go easy on her. It's not her fault she can't reach to wipe
her own ass.
Oh wait ...

Robert

Well I did wipe my ass, but you still have a little corn on the
corner of your mouth....there.....now you are a cute idiot.

LV


Lady Veteran
- -----------------------------------
"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
- ------------------------------------------------
People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
- ---------------------------------------------


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On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 20:05:08 +1000, "Mick R"
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Robert wrote in message
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On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 02:26:05 GMT, Lady Veteran
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On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 07:40:24 +1000, "Mick R"
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"spork" wrote in message
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In article ,
Dally wrote:

Proton Soup wrote:

On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me
wrote:


In article ,
geek_girl wrote:


And what does that have to do with you not bathing for three
months at a time?


Come on, go easy on her. It's not her fault she can't reach to wipe
her own ass.
Oh wait ...

Robert

Well I did wipe my ass, but you still have a little corn on the
corner of your mouth....there.....now you are a cute idiot.

Woo Hoo! I'm cute!
Yippee!!

LV


Lady Veteran
- -----------------------------------
"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
- ------------------------------------------------
People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
- ---------------------------------------------


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On Sun, 4 Apr 2004 08:08:44 +1000, "Mick R"
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"Lady Veteran" wrote in message
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Robert wrote in message
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On Sat, 03 Apr 2004 02:26:05 GMT, Lady Veteran
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 17:14:25 -0800, Robert wrote:

On Sat, 3 Apr 2004 07:40:24 +1000, "Mick R"
wrote:


"spork" wrote in message
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In article ,
Dally wrote:

Proton Soup wrote:

On Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:56:55 +0000 (UTC), Me
wrote:


In article ,
geek_girl wrote:


Well I did wipe my ass, but you still have a little corn on the
corner of your mouth....there.....now you are a cute idiot.

Woo Hoo! I'm cute!
Yippee!!

I really cannot make this **** up........


Lady Veteran
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"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
-Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
------------------------------------------------
People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
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Lady Veteran wrote:

Because you failed to read the whole post. I said I could fail to
bathe for 3 months and still smell better than the idiot I was
posting to.

I think that applies to you also. If it was you I wrote that too,
then I risk repeating myself. All you idiots look and act alike
anyway.

LV

Let me educate you a little bit on the difference between "to" and "too":

You are too fat. You are going to die early due to your obesity. Please stop
crossposting this drivel to misc.fitness.weights.

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On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 01:43:38 GMT, "ATP"
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Lady Veteran wrote:

Because you failed to read the whole post. I said I could fail to
bathe for 3 months and still smell better than the idiot I was
posting to.

I think that applies to you also. If it was you I wrote that too,
then I risk repeating myself. All you idiots look and act alike
anyway.

LV

Let me educate you a little bit on the difference between "to" and
"too":

You are too fat. You are going to die early due to your obesity.
Please stop crossposting this drivel to misc.fitness.weights.

You are too dense. You are going to have serious trouble from your
lack of common sense if you don't get your head out of your butt.
Address you cros-posting problems with the troll that started the
cross post.

It is his drivel.....Too much muscle between your ears.

LV


Lady Veteran
- -----------------------------------
"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank..."
- -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil
- ------------------------------------------------
People who hide behind anonymous remailers and
ridicule fat people are cowardly idiots with no
motive but malice.
- ---------------------------------------------


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"Mick R" wrote ...

We had a rendering plant at a meat-works I was at a few years ago that
could
have handled him. We often disposed of 500kg hogs that had died in the
pens
that way. The smell did get a bit rough at times though.

I'm fairly sure there's some silly law that says you can't cremate a human
in an animal crematorium, and vice versa. Who would have thunk it.

Otherwise I'm sure they would have thought of using the type of furnaces
used for horses and so on already.


Rachel
(New Zealand)