On Gaining Some Pounds Again

In article , Delenn
wrote:

Carol Frilegh wrote:

In article , Delenn
wrote:

What is filking?


filking


filking?

http://home.earthlink.net/~kayshapero/filkdef.htm

It's not a perjorative term. Well, most filking is really bad and
perjoratives might be appropriate, but I didn't mean it that way. :-)

Delenn

I really liked this one, Carol!

Beverly


"Carol Frilegh" wrote in message
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Old Show, New Lyrics (Worst Side Story)

I feel ****ty,
Oh, so ****ty,
I feel heavy and bloated not light!
And I pity
Any guy who is with me tonight.

I feel saggy,
Oh, so baggy
It's alarming how rotten I feel!
And so heavy
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the blob in that mirror the
Who can that monstrous girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a plus sized dress,
Such a sour puss,
Such an overweight me!

I feel sappy
And crappy,
Feel like vegging in front of TV,
For I'm hopeless
An oversized version of me!

GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Diva,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She's had a gain.
Appetite not on the wane.
She isn't in denial,
She's merely insane.

Is it the the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Jenny Craig!
This is not the
Diva we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

DIVA
I feel ****ty,
Oh, so ****ty
Since reading the dial on the scale.
ASD
Should compare me to an oversized whale.

GIRLS
La la la la . . .

DIVA
I feel lazy,
I feel crazy,
I feel gassy and funny and fat,
And so ****ty,
Something has to be done about that!

--
Diva
*****
"Fang Shoe" is the art of putting your foot in your mouth.

"Carol Frilegh" wrote in message
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Old Show, New Lyrics (Worst Side Story)

This was brilliant, Carol!

Mary

In article , Mary M/Ohio
wrote:

"Carol Frilegh" wrote in message
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Old Show, New Lyrics (Worst Side Story)

This was brilliant, Carol!

Gaining or making it into poetry? LOL!

Mary



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Diva
*****
The Best Man For The Job Is A Woman