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Old February 5th, 2004, 05:46 PM
Carol Frilegh
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Dogs and small catkins
Do better on Atkins
I don't think I'd do it again

I was dying to diet
and thought I would try it
So am roasting a Rock Cornish hen

Ornish hates Cornish
Eats veggies and rice
and frowns on meat in all forms
Not steak and pommes frites
Just tempah and wheat
Are the menus he considers the norms

But I'm one bloody bitch with
a carnivorous itch
and never could last a full day

So plan to eat hearty
at each barbecue party
in meat I have found my niche.

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Diva
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There is no substitute for the right food
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Old February 5th, 2004, 11:21 PM
Chris Braun
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On Thu, 05 Feb 2004 12:46:31 -0500, Carol Frilegh
wrote:

Dogs and small catkins
Do better on Atkins
I don't think I'd do it again

I was dying to diet
and thought I would try it
So am roasting a Rock Cornish hen

Ornish hates Cornish
Eats veggies and rice
and frowns on meat in all forms
Not steak and pommes frites
Just tempah and wheat
Are the menus he considers the norms

But I'm one bloody bitch with
a carnivorous itch
and never could last a full day

So plan to eat hearty
at each barbecue party
in meat I have found my niche.


Very cute!!!

Chris
 




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