Quick Weight Gain

I am graduating from Carnegie Mellon University next week and would
like to gain 10 pounds before the graduation ceremony, because I am
performing on stage and would like to dress like Kelly Clarkson. Any
suggestions, anybody?

"Andrew" wrote in message
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I am graduating from Carnegie Mellon University next week and would
like to gain 10 pounds before the graduation ceremony, because I am
performing on stage and would like to dress like Kelly Clarkson. Any
suggestions, anybody?

Substitute salt for sugar. Oh wait, you don't eat sugar. Just eat lots of
bananas.

Matthew

And 10 gallons of water daily, glasses of corn syrup and canola oil,
100,000 calories a day, a 10 lb bag of potatoes at once, chews
non-chewable pills and I think also cigarette butts.

The results on mental functioning are readily apparent.

Mary

Speaking of the corn syrup, I did see someone drink corn syrup directly
from a bottle one time. I didn't eat any of the stuff you mentioned
above ... all my imagination though ... I'm ready to be straight. I'd
just like to gain 10 pounds for my graduation without resorting to junk.

wrote in message
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And 10 gallons of water daily, glasses of corn syrup and canola oil,
100,000 calories a day, a 10 lb bag of potatoes at once, chews
non-chewable pills and I think also cigarette butts.

The results on mental functioning are readily apparent.

Well he is graduating from Carnegie Mellon University ;-)

Matthew

wrote in message
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And 10 gallons of water daily, glasses of corn syrup and canola oil,
100,000 calories a day, a 10 lb bag of potatoes at once, chews
non-chewable pills and I think also cigarette butts.

The results on mental functioning are readily apparent.

Mary

Don't forget the batteries, they'll add a fair bit!
Rachael

LMAO!!!!