Demand for caskets for dead fat people is rising

It seems that the casket industry is selling more and more "super-size"
coffins for people who are too fat to fit in the regular coffins:

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...p?story=448034

Since there are more fat people around these days, and since they tend
to die sooner, I guess this is logical. The fat-acceptance crowd should
be pleased.

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Too bad airlines companies didn't realize this same thing and make the
passenger seats wider!

Mark

This item was a tipic for a talk show two nights ago. i changed the
station.

Carol Frilegh writes:

This item was a tipic for a talk show two nights ago. i changed the
station.

When it's time to tune to that big talk show in the sky, station changes
aren't allowed.

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You are so sick.

Note, I can't help but read your posts

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Carol Frilegh writes:

This item was a tipic for a talk show two nights ago. i changed the
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Julianne writes:

Note, I can't help but read your posts

When it's time to download from that big newsgroup in the sky, you'll
have to read every post.

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And what would it be named"

Alt.sleep.dirtnap
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Soc.eternal.care
Alt.med.stable

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Julianne writes:

Note, I can't help but read your posts

When it's time to download from that big newsgroup in the sky, you'll
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:51:28 -0500, "Julianne" wrote:

And what would it be named"

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Alt.med.stable

alt.support.metaphysically-challenged

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Ooh, I like it!

I have worked at two major hospitals. At the first, we had an
EDU -Emergency Department unit. When I worked there, we would frequently
state that a patient had been transferred to the ECU (Eternal Care Unit)
after they died. Later I went to work for another hospital. On my third or
fourth day in the units, a nurse came up to see us with a name tag that
stated her dept as the ECU. I was horrified. It turned out that the ER at
that hospital was called the 'Emergency Care Unit" -hence the 'ECU' name
tag.

Meanwhile, what about:

alt.support.TheBigD

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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 11:51:28 -0500, "Julianne" wrote:

And what would it be named"

Alt.sleep.dirtnap
rec.assume.roomtemp
Soc.eternal.care
Alt.med.stable

alt.support.metaphysically-challenged

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Okay, since I am obviously overly tired and easily amused...

http://www.local6.com/news/2527756/detail.html

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And what would it be named"

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Soc.eternal.care
Alt.med.stable

Alt.BS.RIP