Fat Chicks at Beaches and Water Parks

There needs to be some kind of legislation regulating how muck skin some of
these poster girls for cottage cheese can show. It should be based on the
Body Mass Index that doctors use. If they are at or below the recommended
BMI, they can wear thongs or whatever they want. For each increment above
it, a larger percentage of skin must be covered. Above a certain level, they
should be banned from these areas
This is the kind of important stuff government needs to work on, not stupid
**** like gay marriage and stem cells

On Mon, 06 Jun 2005 12:44:39 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ"
puked:

There needs to be some kind of legislation regulating how muck skin some of
these poster girls for cottage cheese can show. It should be based on the
Body Mass Index that doctors use. If they are at or below the recommended
BMI, they can wear thongs or whatever they want. For each increment above
it, a larger percentage of skin must be covered. Above a certain level, they
should be banned from these areas
This is the kind of important stuff government needs to work on, not stupid
**** like gay marriage and stem cells


Why not just round them up and force them to exercise and diet at
gunpoint. Then everyone will be happier.
--
lab~rat :-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

"The Cunning Linguist :Þ" wrote in message
...
There needs to be some kind of legislation regulating how muck skin some
of
these poster girls for cottage cheese can show. It should be based on the
Body Mass Index that doctors use. If they are at or below the recommended
BMI, they can wear thongs or whatever they want. For each increment above
it, a larger percentage of skin must be covered. Above a certain level,
they
should be banned from these areas
This is the kind of important stuff government needs to work on, not
stupid
**** like gay marriage and stem cells

Funny, that's how I feel about brainless men with tiny cocks and big mouths.

The Cunning Linguist :=DE wrote:
There needs to be some kind of legislation regulating how muck skin some =
of
these poster girls for cottage cheese can show. It should be based on the
Body Mass Index that doctors use. If they are at or below the recommended
BMI, they can wear thongs or whatever they want. For each increment above
it, a larger percentage of skin must be covered. Above a certain level, t=
hey
should be banned from these areas
This is the kind of important stuff government needs to work on, not stup=
id
**** like gay marriage and stem cells



I note that you propose this for women only, not for men. I think I
know why. In my experience, men who hate fat women tend to be fat
themselves. It's really self-hatred turned outward. Statistically,
there are more fat men than fat women.
So lose the blubber before you spout off, boy. Do you think chicks like
looking at your huge hairy beer gut?

"Jack Jones" wrote in message
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"The Cunning Linguist :Þ" wrote:

There needs to be some kind of legislation regulating how muck skin some
of
these poster girls for cottage cheese can show. It should be based on the
Body Mass Index that doctors use. If they are at or below the recommended
BMI, they can wear thongs or whatever they want. For each increment above
it, a larger percentage of skin must be covered. Above a certain level,
they
should be banned from these areas

You should visit a nude beach some time. Yikes, nothing more scary than a
huge, naked whale with a giant bush you can barely see under the mounds of
flab.

Yep. The women tend not to look so hot either.

On Mon, 06 Jun 2005 15:13:24 GMT, "Foxglove Adams"
puked:


"The Cunning Linguist :Þ" wrote in message
...
There needs to be some kind of legislation regulating how muck skin some
of
these poster girls for cottage cheese can show. It should be based on the
Body Mass Index that doctors use. If they are at or below the recommended
BMI, they can wear thongs or whatever they want. For each increment above
it, a larger percentage of skin must be covered. Above a certain level,
they
should be banned from these areas
This is the kind of important stuff government needs to work on, not
stupid
**** like gay marriage and stem cells

Funny, that's how I feel about brainless men with tiny cocks and big mouths.


How much do you weigh?
--
lab~rat :-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

On 6 Jun 2005 08:30:07 -0700, "Lefty"
puked:

The Cunning Linguist :Þ wrote:
There needs to be some kind of legislation regulating how muck skin some of
these poster girls for cottage cheese can show. It should be based on the
Body Mass Index that doctors use. If they are at or below the recommended
BMI, they can wear thongs or whatever they want. For each increment above
it, a larger percentage of skin must be covered. Above a certain level, they
should be banned from these areas
This is the kind of important stuff government needs to work on, not stupid
**** like gay marriage and stem cells



I note that you propose this for women only, not for men. I think I
know why. In my experience, men who hate fat women tend to be fat
themselves. It's really self-hatred turned outward. Statistically,
there are more fat men than fat women.

That sounds like bull**** to me.

So lose the blubber before you spout off, boy. Do you think chicks like
looking at your huge hairy beer gut?

I don't like looking at guys at all. Let's make a compromise and say
everyone but hot chicks should wear Burkahs...
--
lab~rat :-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

It's not bull****.

"# Overweight prevalence statistics for men in the USA:

* 58% of men aged 20-34 are overweight in the US 1999-2000 (Health
United States, 2003, NCHS)
* 67.6% of men aged 35-44 are overweight in the US 1999-2000
(Health United States, 2003, NCHS)
* 71.3% of men aged 45-54 are overweight in the US 1999-2000
(Health United States, 2003, NCHS)
* 72.5% of men aged 55-64 are overweight in the US 1999-2000
(Health United States, 2003, NCHS)
* 77.2% of men aged 65-74 are overweight in the US 1999-2000
(Health United States, 2003, NCHS)
* 66.4% of men aged over 75 are overweight in the US 1999-2000
(Health United States, 2003, NCHS)

# Overweight prevalence statistics for women in the USA:

* 51.5% of women aged 20-34 are overweight in the US 1999-2000
(Health United States, 2003, NCHS)
* 63.6% of women aged 35-44 are overweight in the US 1999-2000
(Health United States, 2003, NCHS)
* 64.7% of women aged 45-54 are overweight in the US 1999-2000
(Health United States, 2003, NCHS)
* 73.1% of women aged 55-64 are overweight in the US 1999-2000
(Health United States, 2003, NCHS)
* 70.1% of women aged 65-74 are overweight in the US 1999-2000
(Health United States, 2003, NCHS)
* 59.6% of women aged over 75 are overweight in the US 1999-2000
(Health United States, 2003, NCHS)
# 50% of women aged 20 to 74 are overweight or obese in the US (The
National Women's Health Information Center)"

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/o/overweight/stats.htm

"that's a pointless question if you do not know how tall the person
is...

a 200 lbs 6'3" person would be fine, a 200 lbs 5'1" person would be
rather fat. "

Indeed. Also, body composition is important. A very muscular person
will weigh a lot more than a flabby person. Muscle weighs more than fat.

"Ignoramus23410" wrote in message
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On Mon, 06 Jun 2005 16:32:16 GMT, lab~rat wrote:
Funny, that's how I feel about brainless men with tiny cocks and big
mouths.


How much do you weigh?

that's a pointless question if you do not know how tall the person
is...

a 200 lbs 6'3" person would be fine, a 200 lbs 5'1" person would be
rather fat.

My daughter is 12 and knows 3 girls already suffering from or recovering
from bulemia. They were slim, but boys kept calling them "fat" Men learn
early that's a way to crush a woman no matter how beautiful or smart she is,
then they have the upper hand. **** the morons!

Anyway, one of the little girls got so skinny her belly bloated. They told
her she was "fat" in the belly. She almost died.

k