NewsFlash: Usenet *IS* Real Life

"Jim Bard" wrote in message
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"Damsel in dis Dress" wrote in message
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I smile a lot when I'm with people, hence the smilies, winkies, and
Gs.

Carol

Do you know the emoticon for a fart?

how about :

|3?§?

revek

On Wed, 9 Jun 2004 22:18:01 -0500, "Jim Bard" wrote:


"Damsel in dis Dress" wrote in message
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I smile a lot when I'm with people, hence the smilies, winkies, and Gs.

Carol

Do you know the emoticon for a fart?

( )*( ~~ )~~~

Jackie Patti wrote in news:10cf0ep4q9ugd58
@corp.supernews.com:

I'm much thinner on Usenet, myself.

Man i wish i could be thinner somewhere even if it was on usenet only LOL.
I swear most days I see myself in the mirror as 235+ still.

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Low Carb since 11/12/03
235ish/175/135
Goal for June: 165 for a loss of 10 lbs.

On Thu, 10 Jun 2004 04:38:13 GMT, Lily
wrote:

Man i wish i could be thinner somewhere even if it was on usenet only LOL.
I swear most days I see myself in the mirror as 235+ still.

You've lost 60 pounds! That's half a person! Give yourself some credit,
lady! You're doing great!

Carol
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Fasting BG 137
227/223/150 (official weigh-day: Thursday)
Bernstein 5/25/2004
Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001
Diet, Exercise, Oral Medication

"Lily" wrote in message
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Jackie Patti wrote in news:10cf0ep4q9ugd58
@corp.supernews.com:

I'm much thinner on Usenet, myself.

Man i wish i could be thinner somewhere even if it was on usenet only LOL.
I swear most days I see myself in the mirror as 235+ still.

--
Low Carb since 11/12/03
235ish/175/135
Goal for June: 165 for a loss of 10 lbs.

I hear *that* Lily. Happens to me too, almost daily. Some sort of weird
reverse anorexic brain fart.....


BrightStar
238++/197/140
minigoal 180 end of August

On Wed, 9 Jun 2004 21:10:16 -0400, Martha Gallagher
wrote:

On Wed, 9 Jun 2004, Bob in CT wrote:

On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 17:35:18 -0400, Jackie Patti
wrote:

Luna wrote:

Me too. I'm exactly the same person online as in real life, except
that in real life I'm louder and I smell better.

I'm much thinner on Usenet, myself.



Me, too: I'm 6'2", well built, handsome, smart, funny, rich, and a good
lover!

Do we get to pick 3 of the above?

Martha


Heck, pick 4!

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Bob in CT
Remove ".x" to reply

I want to ~0 thank all of |3?§? you for your concepts of a fart
)*( ~~ )~~~ emoticon. The focus here seemed to be as natural online as in
real life, so I needed that to complete my online persona.

Where did everyone go?

"Jim Bard" wrote ...
[...]
Do you know the emoticon for a fart?

Hey, man, the suspense is killing me..! What is it?

"di" wrote in message
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"Jim Bard" wrote ...
[...]
Do you know the emoticon for a fart?

Hey, man, the suspense is killing me..! What is it?



I depend on the expertise of others here to enlighten me. ).o0#XXX

Ah. Was it good for you, too?

On Thu, 10 Jun 2004 10:39:54 -0500, "Jim Bard"
wrote:

I want to ~0 thank all of |3?§? you for your concepts of a fart
)*( ~~ )~~~ emoticon. The focus here seemed to be as natural online as in
real life, so I needed that to complete my online persona.

Where did everyone go?

Heehee!

Well, for Usenet, you could just type, "BEANS!" to identify the fact that
you had just farted.

When I belch (oh, yeah, ladies burp), it's almost always from diet root
beer, so I say, "ROOT BEER!"

I live in an odd household.

Carol
--
Fasting BG 128
227/217.5/150 (official weigh-day: Thursday)
June Challenge Goal: 213
Bernstein 5/25/2004
Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001
Diet, Exercise, Oral Medication