I saw lots of really fat people in those electric scooters today

Retired Guy wrote:


While shopping, I bumped into the manager. I related my observations to
him. The manager let me know that it was the first of the month and that's
when people who are retired or on welfare get paid. I told him that the
people riding in the scooters looked to be anywhere from their late 20's to
early 40's. The manager explained that the people in the scooters were on
disability because they were too fat to work.

I don't think there's really any "too fat to work" disability benefit.
It's from an episode of the Simpsons.

Retired Guy Spewed:

I am retired and I went down to a local, discount supermarket today to
stock up on nonperishables. It's the first time that I had been to this
particular establishment on the first day of the month. I could not help
but notice that there were tons (pardon the pun) of really fat people
riding around the aisles in electric scooters. The smallest of them
probably weighed around 400 pounds.

RIGHTEOUS! I love to scope out the BBWs.... What store is this,
exactly???

While shopping, I bumped into the manager. I related my observations to
him. The manager let me know that it was the first of the month and that's
when people who are retired or on welfare get paid. I told him that the
people riding in the scooters looked to be anywhere from their late 20's to
early 40's. The manager explained that the people in the scooters were on
disability because they were too fat to work. He went on to explain that
this store, because it had a lot of junk food at low prices, tended to
attract many of the really fat people in the local area. Because the
really fat people loved this supermarket, they had 10 of these electric
scooters available. The manager said that the first of the month is so
busy with the really fat people that sometimes all the scooters get used
and there's a small line to ride one.

Now THAT is a ****ing lie. Why must you LIE to make your point?
No one is insisting you like fat people, but why must you make **** up
to amplify your hate?

Must have a mighty black heart to mock the disabled.

****ing HATER



N.S.N.S.

Kenny wrote:

Retired Guy wrote:

I am retired and I went down to a local, discount supermarket today
to stock up on nonperishables. It's the first time that I had been
to this particular establishment on the first day of the month. I
could not help but notice that there were tons (pardon the pun) of
really fat people riding around the aisles in electric scooters.
The smallest of them probably weighed around 400 pounds.

As I traversed the aisles with my cart, the scooters always seemed
to be blocking the way for others and parked squarely in front of
junk food. People were being delayed in their grocery shopping
while these scooter driving fat people made up their mind what kind
of cookies and such they wanted to buy. I observed that the
baskets in the scooters were not exactly brimming with health food.


While shopping, I bumped into the manager. I related my
observations to him. The manager let me know that it was the first
of the month and that's when people who are retired or on welfare
get paid. I told him that the people riding in the scooters looked
to be anywhere from their late 20's to early 40's. The manager
explained that the people in the scooters were on disability
because they were too fat to work. He went on to explain that this
store, because it had a lot of junk food at low prices, tended to
attract many of the really fat people in the local area. Because
the really fat people loved this supermarket, they had 10 of these
electric scooters available. The manager said that the first of
the month is so busy with the really fat people that sometimes all
the scooters get used and there's a small line to ride one.


What is this country coming to?

That is sick.

It's dieting that makes fat people become disabled!

On 18 Dec 2006 11:46:06 -0000, (Kenny) wrote:

Retired Guy wrote:

I am retired and I went down to a local, discount supermarket today to
stock up on nonperishables. It's the first time that I had been to this
particular establishment on the first day of the month. I could not help
but notice that there were tons (pardon the pun) of really fat people
riding around the aisles in electric scooters. The smallest of them
probably weighed around 400 pounds.

As I traversed the aisles with my cart, the scooters always seemed to be
blocking the way for others and parked squarely in front of junk food.
People were being delayed in their grocery shopping while these scooter
driving fat people made up their mind what kind of cookies and such they
wanted to buy. I observed that the baskets in the scooters were not
exactly brimming with health food.


While shopping, I bumped into the manager. I related my observations to
him. The manager let me know that it was the first of the month and that's
when people who are retired or on welfare get paid. I told him that the
people riding in the scooters looked to be anywhere from their late 20's to
early 40's. The manager explained that the people in the scooters were on
disability because they were too fat to work. He went on to explain that
this store, because it had a lot of junk food at low prices, tended to
attract many of the really fat people in the local area. Because the
really fat people loved this supermarket, they had 10 of these electric
scooters available. The manager said that the first of the month is so
busy with the really fat people that sometimes all the scooters get used
and there's a small line to ride one.


What is this country coming to?

That is sick.

Yes it is sick when people almost run into free-standing can displays
to stare at people in scooters. The rest of us are in danger of being
run down by these idiots.

Idiots can't walk and stare at the same time. That is WAAAAY to
complicated.

LV

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones

On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 14:53:59 -0800, wrote:



Those are called Glutton Carts.



Right. People who cannot walk and people who are a certain age should
never use these carts so that idiots will not think them fat.

Idiots are gluttons as well-gluttons for ridicule and punishment.

LV

"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones

SoNutless wrote:

While shopping, I bumped into the manager. I related my
observations to him. The manager let me know that it was the first
of the month and that's when people who are retired or on welfare
get paid. I told him that the people riding in the scooters looked
to be anywhere from their late 20's to early 40's. The manager
explained that the people in the scooters were on disability
because they were too fat to work. He went on to explain that this
store, because it had a lot of junk food at low prices, tended to
attract many of the really fat people in the local area. Because
the really fat people loved this supermarket, they had 10 of these
electric scooters available. The manager said that the first of
the month is so busy with the really fat people that sometimes all
the scooters get used and there's a small line to ride one.

Now THAT is a ****ing lie. Why must you LIE to make your point?

Which supermarket is the OP referring to? If you can't name it then
you are full of ****.