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July 8th, 2005, 05:55 AM
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Laureen
Hows your bum?
Tori -- Xavier 10/04 "Oh whats this on the floor? A dime? Yummy!" Bonnie 3/02 "Mommy Look at me! Look at ME!" 349.5/319.5/135 
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July 8th, 2005, 09:19 PM
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yes?
I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you bitchy. I was the butt of all ass jokes too. Im ok now. But...... that was a screamer. My recommendation to ya'all in this NG who suffer from hemorroids is this: "Suffer! Wring them puppies out and stuff 'em back in!" The suffering you think you are having now is nothing compared to the suffering when the surgery is over baby!!! OMG!!!! Gastric bypass by far was more tolerable. This woke me from a sound sleep, this made me scream when I pooped, this made coughing and sitting uncomfortable. I dropped so much weight these last few weeks due to eating soup. Lots of soup makes less poop!!! I told DH I dont want to poop! Im not going to eat!!! OMG I dont wanna poop again!!!!!no no no!!!! It was that bad. The other sad thing is this........ There is an interconnected muscle that you use to pee and poop with so the same muscle you let go of your pee with moves the the pooper too. OMG!!!! I had to let it trickle out as it hurt to pee even. Sitting on the pot spreads the cakes out so it pulls. I have one big knot and the clipped stitch string visible( a suture) that is driving me nutso. I go in for a post op on Wednesday and I am going to ask him to cut it if it isnt dissolved by then. BTW TMI I know but you asked right???? LOL!!!! Laureen 410/286/180 Tori M. wrote: Hows your bum? Tori -- Xavier 10/04 "Oh whats this on the floor? A dime? Yummy!" Bonnie 3/02 "Mommy Look at me! Look at ME!" 349.5/319.5/135
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July 8th, 2005, 09:50 PM
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"Laureen" wrote in message ups.com... TMI I know but you asked right???? LOL!!!! Aaaargh! {{{{{{{{Laureen}}}}}}} ! Sympathy! Nicky. -- A1c 10.5/4.5/6 T2 DX 05/2004 1g Metformin, 100ug Thyroxine 95/76/72Kg
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July 8th, 2005, 11:48 PM
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"Laureen" wrote in message ups.com... yes? I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you bitchy. I was the butt of all ass jokes too. Im ok now. But...... that was a screamer. My recommendation to ya'all in this NG who suffer from hemorroids is this: "Suffer! Wring them puppies out and stuff 'em back in!" The suffering you think you are having now is nothing compared to the suffering when the surgery is over baby!!! OMG!!!! Gastric bypass by far was more tolerable. This woke me from a sound sleep, this made me scream when I pooped, this made coughing and sitting uncomfortable. I dropped so much weight these last few weeks due to eating soup. Lots of soup makes less poop!!! I told DH I dont want to poop! Im not going to eat!!! OMG I dont wanna poop again!!!!!no no no!!!! It was that bad. The other sad thing is this........ There is an interconnected muscle that you use to pee and poop with so the same muscle you let go of your pee with moves the the pooper too. OMG!!!! I had to let it trickle out as it hurt to pee even. Sitting on the pot spreads the cakes out so it pulls. I have one big knot and the clipped stitch string visible( a suture) that is driving me nutso. I go in for a post op on Wednesday and I am going to ask him to cut it if it isnt dissolved by then. BTW TMI I know but you asked right???? LOL!!!! Laureen 410/286/180 Tori M. wrote: Hows your bum? Tori -- Xavier 10/04 "Oh whats this on the floor? A dime? Yummy!" Bonnie 3/02 "Mommy Look at me! Look at ME!" 349.5/319.5/135 I remember my brother when he had the same surgery, trying so hard to hold back a fart and almost crying when he couldn't it was that painful. Oweee! I hope you're feeling better soon! Em
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July 9th, 2005, 01:16 AM
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there are benefits to low carbing( less gas) LOLI will admit it though
it did hit a couple of times and just the air bubble(pressure) waiting to escape as a fart is painful. I know the pain! OMG I know!!!! Laureen Em wrote: "Laureen" wrote in message ups.com... yes? I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you bitchy. I was the butt of all ass jokes too. Im ok now. But...... that was a screamer. My recommendation to ya'all in this NG who suffer from hemorroids is this: "Suffer! Wring them puppies out and stuff 'em back in!" The suffering you think you are having now is nothing compared to the suffering when the surgery is over baby!!! OMG!!!! Gastric bypass by far was more tolerable. This woke me from a sound sleep, this made me scream when I pooped, this made coughing and sitting uncomfortable. I dropped so much weight these last few weeks due to eating soup. Lots of soup makes less poop!!! I told DH I dont want to poop! Im not going to eat!!! OMG I dont wanna poop again!!!!!no no no!!!! It was that bad. The other sad thing is this........ There is an interconnected muscle that you use to pee and poop with so the same muscle you let go of your pee with moves the the pooper too. OMG!!!! I had to let it trickle out as it hurt to pee even. Sitting on the pot spreads the cakes out so it pulls. I have one big knot and the clipped stitch string visible( a suture) that is driving me nutso. I go in for a post op on Wednesday and I am going to ask him to cut it if it isnt dissolved by then. BTW TMI I know but you asked right???? LOL!!!! Laureen 410/286/180 Tori M. wrote: Hows your bum? Tori -- Xavier 10/04 "Oh whats this on the floor? A dime? Yummy!" Bonnie 3/02 "Mommy Look at me! Look at ME!" 349.5/319.5/135 I remember my brother when he had the same surgery, trying so hard to hold back a fart and almost crying when he couldn't it was that painful. Oweee! I hope you're feeling better soon! Em
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#6
July 9th, 2005, 01:18 AM
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Laureen wrote:
|| yes? || I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you bitchy. I was the butt of all || ass jokes too. Im ok now. But Laureen, just know that we're all BEHIND you ... -- Peter Website: http://users.thelink.net/marengo
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#7
July 9th, 2005, 05:30 AM
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Aw thanks for the support Peter. (*) LOL
You're a real fart smeller...errr..... I mean a smart feller!!!!! Laureen 410/286/180 Marengo wrote: Laureen wrote: || yes? || I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you bitchy. I was the butt of all || ass jokes too. Im ok now. But Laureen, just know that we're all BEHIND you ... -- Peter Website: http://users.thelink.net/marengo
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#8
July 9th, 2005, 08:01 PM
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In message pJEze.44554$rb6.19837@lakeread07, Marengo
writes Laureen wrote: || yes? || I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you bitchy. I was the butt of all || ass jokes too. Im ok now. But Laureen, just know that we're all BEHIND you ... And it is good to record all this for posterity... -- Mogget, the Churl in the Puce Greatcoat
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#9
July 13th, 2005, 12:35 AM
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"Marengo" wrote in message
news  JEze.44554$rb6.19837@lakeread07...Laureen wrote: || yes? || I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you bitchy. I was the butt of all || ass jokes too. Im ok now. But Laureen, just know that we're all BEHIND you ... Like she hasn't heard them all by now, probably into the ground. -- No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes
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