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Electrolyte derangements with low-carb dieting.
Jackie Patti wrote:
Susan wrote: Jackie Patti wrote: I just wanna go on notice that I accept *all* expensive gifts from *anyone* - heck, if I don't like it, I can exchange it and never tell them! Hey, go find yer own sugar daddy! Hey, mebbe he wants an easier chick! Hmmmm you sayin' you are easy????????????? *cough* |
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Ophelia wrote:
Jackie Patti wrote: Susan wrote: Jackie Patti wrote: I just wanna go on notice that I accept *all* expensive gifts from *anyone* - heck, if I don't like it, I can exchange it and never tell them! Hey, go find yer own sugar daddy! Hey, mebbe he wants an easier chick! Hmmmm you sayin' you are easy????????????? *cough* Wehn it comes to accepting expensive gifts, I'm a regular slut! -- http://www.ornery-geeks.org/consulting/ |
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Jackie Patti wrote:
Ophelia wrote: Jackie Patti wrote: Susan wrote: Jackie Patti wrote: I just wanna go on notice that I accept *all* expensive gifts from *anyone* - heck, if I don't like it, I can exchange it and never tell them! Hey, go find yer own sugar daddy! Hey, mebbe he wants an easier chick! Hmmmm you sayin' you are easy????????????? *cough* Wehn it comes to accepting expensive gifts, I'm a regular slut! G attagirl |
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Hey Susan, This is wonderful! I'm really looking forward to it. Great. OK, I assume you have a fast car. You need to break me out of jail. Are you a good shot? I know you can lift a couch, but can you throw a grenade? We'll hit a bank and a jewelery store on the way to the airport. I have a little mountain hideaway "back east" (Azerbaijan) we'll need to stay in while we close escrow on the castle, oh, you'll need to wear a veil while we're there. We may have to visit a few places while we're on the lamb. Once they realize we're together, they'll be after you, too. Are you good with languages? You'll need to brush up on your Farsi, Azeri and I hope you're pretty good with Russian. (No worries, we can listen to language tapes on the plane, its a 39 hour flight with six layovers.) By the way, do you have a color printer? I need to email our passports to you so that you can print them up. There are nine sets of passports, for obvious reasons. Re. Tom, no worries. He can play hostage & we'll dump him at the airport. Hey, sweetheart, I'm _really_ looking forward to meeting you! I'll have my buddy Guido stop by your place tomorrow to drop off some guns. Also, he'll be leaving you with a package that you need to deliver on Monday. Whatever you do, DO NOT open the package! See you soon! Love, Mike |
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em wrote:
Hey Susan, This is wonderful! I'm really looking forward to it. Great. OK, I assume you have a fast car. You need to break me out of jail. Are you a good shot? I know you can lift a couch, but can you throw a grenade? We'll hit a bank and a jewelery store on the way to the airport. I have a little mountain hideaway "back east" (Azerbaijan) we'll need to stay in while we close escrow on the castle, oh, you'll need to wear a veil while we're there. We may have to visit a few places while we're on the lamb. Once they realize we're together, they'll be after you, too. Are you good with languages? You'll need to brush up on your Farsi, Azeri and I hope you're pretty good with Russian. (No worries, we can listen to language tapes on the plane, its a 39 hour flight with six layovers.) By the way, do you have a color printer? I need to email our passports to you so that you can print them up. There are nine sets of passports, for obvious reasons. Re. Tom, no worries. He can play hostage & we'll dump him at the airport. Hey, sweetheart, I'm _really_ looking forward to meeting you! I'll have my buddy Guido stop by your place tomorrow to drop off some guns. Also, he'll be leaving you with a package that you need to deliver on Monday. Whatever you do, DO NOT open the package! LOL O who has lost interest) |
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Susan wrote:
Have you met Jackie Patti??? ;-D I've decided you can keep him as it sounds as if when em buys expensive gifts for a gal, they need to come with a script for cortisol. -- http://www.ornery-geeks.org/consulting/ |
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"Jackie Patti" wrote in message ... Susan wrote: Have you met Jackie Patti??? ;-D I've decided you can keep him as it sounds as if when em buys expensive gifts for a gal, they need to come with a script for cortisol. Oh, c'mon sweetie. Can't we just kiss & make up? |
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