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The two minute diet.
After long research, the timely topic of new diets frequently appear. I
here, for the first time, pronounce the two minute diet. Shuck the time and effort to carry around measuring devices, use your watch. It is the two minute diet, eat all you want for two minutes and then stop, regardless of what is headed for your mouth or remains on the plate, just stop. It is easy, it is fast, it works. Testimonials available on request. In support of my long term research, I want to thank my dog, my wife, and too many others for which time prevents me mentioning the long hours they offered each 7/24. |
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After long research, the timely topic of new diets frequently appear.
I here, for the first time, pronounce the two minute diet. Shuck the time and effort to carry around measuring devices, use your watch. It is the two minute diet, eat all you want for two minutes and then stop... I think your diet has promise, but still needs some work. It should work better than the two-hour diet I was inventing... --Len. You guys are missing the point. You need to simplify. Follow my new, Two Hand Diet (THD). You eat 3 meals a day. They consist of anything that you can hold in your two hands. No weights, no measures, no timers. Easy as pie (as long as you can hold that pie in 2 hands). -Dough |
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 14:54:58 -0500, Steve
announced in front of God and everybody: An interesting concept, but where's your IMAX movie research? Coincidentally, I recently saw the IMAX film "Whales" (http://www.whalesfilm.com/) and noted that these amazing creatures go months without eating, then will spend a couple of weeks in one place feeding nonstop on krill and plankton. While whales can achieve sizes of up to 100 tons, they never have a problem with obesity. This research has led me to the preliminary research on my Two Week Krill Diet. I currently have three overweight subjects living in a swimming pool for two weeks, eating all the plankton and krill they desire -- so far, their weight loss has been remarkable. Dawn |
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"Dawn Taylor" wrote in message ... On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 14:54:58 -0500, Steve announced in front of God and everybody: An interesting concept, but where's your IMAX movie research? Coincidentally, I recently saw the IMAX film "Whales" (http://www.whalesfilm.com/) and noted that these amazing creatures go months without eating, then will spend a couple of weeks in one place feeding nonstop on krill and plankton. While whales can achieve sizes of up to 100 tons, they never have a problem with obesity. This research has led me to the preliminary research on my Two Week Krill Diet. I currently have three overweight subjects living in a swimming pool for two weeks, eating all the plankton and krill they desire -- so far, their weight loss has been remarkable. Dawn |
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 15:29:40 -0500, Dawn Taylor wrote
(in message ): On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 14:54:58 -0500, Steve announced in front of God and everybody: An interesting concept, but where's your IMAX movie research? Coincidentally, I recently saw the IMAX film "Whales" (http://www.whalesfilm.com/) and noted that these amazing creatures go months without eating, then will spend a couple of weeks in one place feeding nonstop on krill and plankton. While whales can achieve sizes of up to 100 tons, they never have a problem with obesity. This research has led me to the preliminary research on my Two Week Krill Diet. I currently have three overweight subjects living in a swimming pool for two weeks, eating all the plankton and krill they desire -- so far, their weight loss has been remarkable. Dawn There you go! Don't forget to be humble. -- Steve, Humilitas Doctorus, Fellow of the American Academy of Humility Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003 |
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DoughBoy wrote:
::::: After long research, the timely topic of new diets frequently ::::: appear. I here, for the first time, pronounce the two minute ::::: diet. Shuck the time and effort to carry around measuring ::::: devices, use your watch. It is the two minute diet, eat all you ::::: want for two minutes and then stop... :::: :::: I think your diet has promise, but still needs some work. ::: ::: It should work better than the two-hour diet I was inventing... ::: ::: --Len. ::: :: :: You guys are missing the point. You need to simplify. :: :: Follow my new, Two Hand Diet (THD). :: :: You eat 3 meals a day. They consist of anything that you can hold :: in your two hands. No weights, no measures, no timers. Easy as pie :: (as long as you can hold that pie in 2 hands). :: No, no, no. I have really big hands. I can hold an entire half gallon of ice cream in my two hands. Heck, I can hold a pie with a half gallon of ice cream on top in one hand and my spoon in the other. No, I can see where this won't work for me. Now, maybe if I combined yours and the 2MD (two minute diet). I'll make my diet is the 2MD+2HD. Hmm....I could put away a lot of pie and ice cream in two minutes with two hands. No...maybe I'll combine the 2MD+2HD+2PD, so I'd have two minutes to use two hands to eat two pounds of food. Bingo! The 2M2H2PD. I'm going to get rich when I market this! Humble servant my ass! Yeah, that's the ticket. |
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