Anyone ever seen a picture of JC?

"Andrea Bostrom" wrote in message
...
From: Jean M.

"You're brother has gone on the South Park Diet. Isn't that low carb
too?
How's it different from Atkins?"

Ha ha ha the South Park diet allows Cheezy Poofs and Snacky Cakes
and
unlimited visits to the buffet and if anyone complains about your weight
you
call them
"scrawny weakling!" and yell "I'm not fat I'm just big boned!" However,
if
you're eating at Kenny's house every night you may lose weight!

Don't forget the "chocolate salty balls," an essential component of the
South Park Diet.

carla

From: "carla"

Don't forget the "chocolate salty balls," an essential component of the
South Park Diet.

Yes, and you must remember to drink your "weightgain 2000" and wear
your
"Beefcake" tank top to show off how nicely you're filling out. And, when it's
Salisbury Steak with buttered noodles day you have to be first in line! lol.
Also, don't forget the chocolate chicken pot pie! Somebody should write "The
South Park Diet" book --- it would be a great spoof.

Andrea

bookalley burbled across the ether:
Anyway, I'm really fat, and I'm back. I should be psyched up to go
back on induction soon.

Allie

Heya Allie! Welcome!

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revek www.geocities.com/tanirevek/LowCarb.html lowcarbing since June
2002 5'2" 41 F 165+/too much/size seven petite please
"10 foot poles! Get'cher 10 foot poles! Inna bun! Fresh 10 foot poles,
made by monks on a mountain! 2 bucks each, and that's cutting my own
hand off. 10 foot poles! Guaranteed to not touch anything!" -Graham
Reed

In article ,
says...
So, I am sitting at the kitchen table thinking about how much I need to go
back on Atkins, when my 87 year old mother says to me, abruptly...

"You're brother has gone on the South Park Diet. Isn't that low carb too?
How's it different from Atkins?"

I admitted I had no clue as to how the South Park diet would work. I knew
her question was a divine sign that I had to come back to the list. I mean,
who better than this group to appreciate the nuances of The South Park Diet?
I wonder if killing Kenny burns a lot of carbs?


Anyway, I'm really fat, and I'm back. I should be psyched up to go back on
induction soon.

Welcome back, Allie!

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Saffire
205/165/125 - 5'2.5"
Atkins since 6/14/03
Progress photo: http://photos.yahoo.com/saffire333

I am really curious to see what JC looks like (for some reason I can't seem

Id like to see what queen of cans and jars looks like.
Shes nasty.
She has deepseated problems.
Ive never seen her offer any real solid advice just meanness wheres her
pictures?
Shes gotta be huge!


Jessi

JessiJelloQueen burbled across the ether:
I am really curious to see what JC looks like (for some reason I
can't seem

Id like to see what queen of cans and jars looks like.

A woman, most likely.

Shes nasty.
She has deepseated problems.

Pot. Kettle.

Ive never seen her offer any real solid advice just meanness

You don't look very closely then.

wheres
her pictures?

Why should she share with the likes of you?

Shes gotta be huge!

Muscles maybe. She lifts weights. Grow up.

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revek www.geocities.com/tanirevek/LowCarb.html lowcarbing since June
2002 5'2" 41 F 165+/too much/size seven petite please
For my next trick I will escape from this flaming coffin while wearing
a straight jacket and singing Eye Of The Tiger.