Key to losing lots of weight

When you eat protein, your stomach becomes more acidic.
When you eat carbs, your stomach becomes more base.
When you eat proteins and carbs together, your stomach cancels itself
out and can't digest anything, so you become fatter.
For best results, eat proteins and carbs at different seatings.

"IB Shambat" wrote in message
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When you eat protein, your stomach becomes more acidic.
When you eat carbs, your stomach becomes more base.
When you eat proteins and carbs together, your stomach cancels itself
out and can't digest anything, so you become fatter.
For best results, eat proteins and carbs at different seatings.

If your body can't digest something, it passes through. You can't get fat
unless your body breaks down the material and metabolize it. DUH.

det

IB Shambat wrote:
When you eat protein, your stomach becomes more acidic.
When you eat carbs, your stomach becomes more base.
When you eat proteins and carbs together, your stomach cancels itself
out and can't digest anything, so you become fatter.
For best results, eat proteins and carbs at different seatings.

Ilya, stop toking that bad bad jooky

"IB Shambat" wrote in message
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When you eat protein, your stomach becomes more acidic.
When you eat carbs, your stomach becomes more base.
When you eat proteins and carbs together, your stomach cancels itself
out and can't digest anything, so you become fatter.
For best results, eat proteins and carbs at different seatings.

Very interesting.... looks like a new book idea! Let's call it the CANCEL
diet.


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Don't believe one minute this kind of 'magical stuff or theory'.



"IB Shambat" wrote in message
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When you eat protein, your stomach becomes more acidic.
When you eat carbs, your stomach becomes more base.
When you eat proteins and carbs together, your stomach cancels itself
out and can't digest anything, so you become fatter.
For best results, eat proteins and carbs at different seatings.

OK now go to school.

IB Shambat wrote:

When you eat protein, your stomach becomes more acidic.
When you eat carbs, your stomach becomes more base.
When you eat proteins and carbs together, your stomach cancels itself
out and can't digest anything, so you become fatter.
For best results, eat proteins and carbs at different seatings.

You are SO right.

Saintor wrote:

Don't believe one minute this kind of 'magical stuff or theory'.

"IB Shambat" wrote in message
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stupidity snipped

On 5 Nov 2003 14:16:25 -0800, (IB Shambat)
wrote:

When you eat protein, your stomach becomes more acidic.
When you eat carbs, your stomach becomes more base.
When you eat proteins and carbs together, your stomach cancels itself
out and can't digest anything, so you become fatter.
For best results, eat proteins and carbs at different seatings.

BWAAAA! Thanks for my laugh of the day. I needed that.


Barbara Hirsch, Publisher
OBESITY MEDS AND RESEARCH NEWS
The latest in obesity research and weight loss drug development
http://www.obesity-news.com/

In article ,
(IB Shambat) wrote:

When you eat protein, your stomach becomes more acidic.
When you eat carbs, your stomach becomes more base.
When you eat proteins and carbs together, your stomach cancels itself
out and can't digest anything, so you become fatter.
For best results, eat proteins and carbs at different seatings.

That's retarded. Undiluted digestive juices can burn a hole through
carpet fibers. You can eat nothing but corn husks mixed with pure lard
in huge quantities and it will be digested.

For best weight loss results: Eat less, excercise more and stay the hell
away from the fat acceptance cults.

"Real Spark 24-7" wrote in message
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In article ,
(IB Shambat) wrote:

When you eat protein, your stomach becomes more acidic.
When you eat carbs, your stomach becomes more base.
When you eat proteins and carbs together, your stomach cancels itself
out and can't digest anything, so you become fatter.
For best results, eat proteins and carbs at different seatings.

That's retarded. Undiluted digestive juices can burn a hole through
carpet fibers. You can eat nothing but corn husks mixed with pure lard
in huge quantities and it will be digested.

For best weight loss results: Eat less, excercise more and stay the hell
away from the fat acceptance cults.

Finally a voice of reason above the din.