The two minute diet.

After long research, the timely topic of new diets frequently appear. I
here, for the first time, pronounce the two minute diet. Shuck the time
and effort to carry around measuring devices, use your watch. It is the
two minute diet, eat all you want for two minutes and then stop,
regardless of what is headed for your mouth or remains on the plate, just
stop. It is easy, it is fast, it works. Testimonials available on
request. In support of my long term research, I want to thank my dog, my
wife, and too many others for which time prevents me mentioning the long
hours they offered each 7/24.

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 14:05:32 -0500, wrote
(in message ):

After long research, the timely topic of new diets frequently appear. I
here, for the first time, pronounce the two minute diet. Shuck the time
and effort to carry around measuring devices, use your watch. It is the
two minute diet, eat all you want for two minutes and then stop,
regardless of what is headed for your mouth or remains on the plate, just
stop. It is easy, it is fast, it works. Testimonials available on
request. In support of my long term research, I want to thank my dog, my
wife, and too many others for which time prevents me mentioning the long
hours they offered each 7/24.

An interesting concept, but where's your IMAX movie research? And what
do you do if there is a problem... apply a "Millisecond of Common
Sense?". And I notice you don't claim to be Humble... a severe flaw in
my opinion. And if someone forgets or doesn't wear a watch what can
they do? You can't say "one thousand and one, one thousand and
two,..." while your are eating.

I think your diet has promise, but still needs some work.


Humbly we roll along, roll along, roll along,
--
Steve, Humilitas Doctorus, Fellow of the American Academy of Humility

Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

After long research, the timely topic of new diets frequently appear.
I
here, for the first time, pronounce the two minute diet. Shuck the
time
and effort to carry around measuring devices, use your watch. It is
the
two minute diet, eat all you want for two minutes and then stop...

I think your diet has promise, but still needs some work.

It should work better than the two-hour diet I was inventing...

--Len.


You guys are missing the point. You need to simplify.

Follow my new, Two Hand Diet (THD).

You eat 3 meals a day. They consist of anything that you can hold in your
two hands. No weights, no measures, no timers. Easy as pie (as long as you
can hold that pie in 2 hands).

-Dough

wrote:
After long research, the timely topic of new diets frequently appear.
I here, for the first time, pronounce the two minute diet. Shuck the
time and effort to carry around measuring devices, use your watch.
It is the two minute diet, eat all you want for two minutes and then
stop, regardless of what is headed for your mouth or remains on the
plate, just stop. It is easy, it is fast, it works. Testimonials
available on request. In support of my long term research, I want to
thank my dog, my wife, and too many others for which time prevents me
mentioning the long hours they offered each 7/24.

It is so much simpler than that.

*Eat like a horse. **** like an elephant.*

--
Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 14:54:58 -0500, Steve
announced in front of God and everybody:

An interesting concept, but where's your IMAX movie research?

Coincidentally, I recently saw the IMAX film "Whales"
(http://www.whalesfilm.com/) and noted that these amazing creatures go
months without eating, then will spend a couple of weeks in one place
feeding nonstop on krill and plankton. While whales can achieve sizes
of up to 100 tons, they never have a problem with obesity.

This research has led me to the preliminary research on my Two Week
Krill Diet. I currently have three overweight subjects living in a
swimming pool for two weeks, eating all the plankton and krill they
desire -- so far, their weight loss has been remarkable.

Dawn

"Dawn Taylor" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 14:54:58 -0500, Steve
announced in front of God and everybody:

An interesting concept, but where's your IMAX movie research?

Coincidentally, I recently saw the IMAX film "Whales"
(http://www.whalesfilm.com/) and noted that these amazing creatures go
months without eating, then will spend a couple of weeks in one place
feeding nonstop on krill and plankton. While whales can achieve sizes
of up to 100 tons, they never have a problem with obesity.

This research has led me to the preliminary research on my Two Week
Krill Diet. I currently have three overweight subjects living in a
swimming pool for two weeks, eating all the plankton and krill they
desire -- so far, their weight loss has been remarkable.

Dawn

In alt.support.diabetes Steve wrote:
: On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 14:05:32 -0500, wrote
: (in message ):

: After long research, the timely topic of new diets frequently appear. I
: here, for the first time, pronounce the two minute diet. Shuck the time
: and effort to carry around measuring devices, use your watch. It is the
: two minute diet, eat all you want for two minutes and then stop,
: regardless of what is headed for your mouth or remains on the plate, just
: stop. It is easy, it is fast, it works. Testimonials available on
: request. In support of my long term research, I want to thank my dog, my
: wife, and too many others for which time prevents me mentioning the long
: hours they offered each 7/24.

: An interesting concept, but where's your IMAX movie research? And what
: do you do if there is a problem... apply a "Millisecond of Common
: Sense?". And I notice you don't claim to be Humble... a severe flaw in
: my opinion. And if someone forgets or doesn't wear a watch what can
: they do? You can't say "one thousand and one, one thousand and
: two,..." while your are eating.

: I think your diet has promise, but still needs some work.


: Humbly we roll along, roll along, roll along,
: --
: Steve, Humilitas Doctorus, Fellow of the American Academy of Humility

: Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

Ah, a lovely diet. I must try it , say 10 times a day:-)

Wendy

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 15:29:40 -0500, Dawn Taylor wrote
(in message ):

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 14:54:58 -0500, Steve
announced in front of God and everybody:

An interesting concept, but where's your IMAX movie research?

Coincidentally, I recently saw the IMAX film "Whales"
(http://www.whalesfilm.com/) and noted that these amazing creatures go
months without eating, then will spend a couple of weeks in one place
feeding nonstop on krill and plankton. While whales can achieve sizes
of up to 100 tons, they never have a problem with obesity.

This research has led me to the preliminary research on my Two Week
Krill Diet. I currently have three overweight subjects living in a
swimming pool for two weeks, eating all the plankton and krill they
desire -- so far, their weight loss has been remarkable.

Dawn


There you go! Don't forget to be humble.

--
Steve, Humilitas Doctorus, Fellow of the American Academy of Humility

Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003

DoughBoy wrote:
::::: After long research, the timely topic of new diets frequently
::::: appear. I here, for the first time, pronounce the two minute
::::: diet. Shuck the time and effort to carry around measuring
::::: devices, use your watch. It is the two minute diet, eat all you
::::: want for two minutes and then stop...
::::
:::: I think your diet has promise, but still needs some work.
:::
::: It should work better than the two-hour diet I was inventing...
:::
::: --Len.
:::
::
:: You guys are missing the point. You need to simplify.
::
:: Follow my new, Two Hand Diet (THD).
::
:: You eat 3 meals a day. They consist of anything that you can hold
:: in your two hands. No weights, no measures, no timers. Easy as pie
:: (as long as you can hold that pie in 2 hands).
::

No, no, no. I have really big hands. I can hold an entire half gallon of
ice cream in my two hands. Heck, I can hold a pie with a half gallon of ice
cream on top in one hand and my spoon in the other. No, I can see where
this won't work for me.

Now, maybe if I combined yours and the 2MD (two minute diet). I'll make my
diet is the 2MD+2HD.

Hmm....I could put away a lot of pie and ice cream in two minutes with two
hands. No...maybe I'll combine the 2MD+2HD+2PD, so I'd have two minutes to
use two hands to eat two pounds of food. Bingo! The 2M2H2PD. I'm going to
get rich when I market this! Humble servant my ass!

Yeah, that's the ticket.

On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 15:28:35 -0500, Per Elms=E4ter wrote
(in message ):

wrote:
After long research, the timely topic of new diets frequently appear.
I here, for the first time, pronounce the two minute diet. Shuck the
time and effort to carry around measuring devices, use your watch.
It is the two minute diet, eat all you want for two minutes and then
stop, regardless of what is headed for your mouth or remains on the
plate, just stop. It is easy, it is fast, it works. Testimonials
available on request. In support of my long term research, I want to
thank my dog, my wife, and too many others for which time prevents me
mentioning the long hours they offered each 7/24.

It is so much simpler than that.

*Eat like a horse. **** like an elephant.*

--
Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.


Guess that leaves us Humble People out :-(

--
Steve, Humilitas Doctorus, Fellow of the American Academy of Humility

Weeding the Lord's Vineyards Since 2003