Low Carb Twinkie Recipe

Does anyone know a recipe for low carb twinkies?


Scott

Eat the wrapper, throw away the twinkie.

Mertz

"Skaught" wrote in message
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Does anyone know a recipe for low carb twinkies?


Scott

Skaught wrote:
Does anyone know a recipe for low carb twinkies?


Scott

If it was low-carb it wouldn't be a twinkie.. ROTFL BJ

Skaught wrote:

Does anyone know a recipe for low carb twinkies?

Scott

Open package
Discard Twinkie
Boil Package
Eat
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Come on. Three jokes and no answer? I don't have one, but there is low
carb everything else, why not a Twinkie? Sponge cake with some cream in
it. Can't be all that hard.

Curt

"Irv Finkleman" wrote in message
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Skaught wrote:

Does anyone know a recipe for low carb twinkies?

Scott

Open package
Discard Twinkie
Boil Package
Eat
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Diagnosed Type II Diabetes March 5 2001
Beating it with diet and exercise!
297/215/210 (to be revised lower)
58"/43"(!)/44" (already lower too!)
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Irv Finkleman,
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Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Okay...I'll get started and some of you pros can tweak it....

You all know you can make that pork rind cake....starting from ground up
pork rinds....almond flour comes to mind too...

Sour cream is LC....heavy cream is LC...egg whites are LC...

Splenda is LC....

So, that ought to be some kind of a starting place....


curt wrote:
:: Come on. Three jokes and no answer? I don't have one, but there is
:: low carb everything else, why not a Twinkie? Sponge cake with some
:: cream in it. Can't be all that hard.
::
:: Curt
::
:: "Irv Finkleman" wrote in message
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::: Skaught wrote:
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:::: Does anyone know a recipe for low carb twinkies?
::::
:::: Scott
:::
::: Open package
::: Discard Twinkie
::: Boil Package
::: Eat
::: --
::: --------------------------------------
::: Diagnosed Type II Diabetes March 5 2001
::: Beating it with diet and exercise!
::: 297/215/210 (to be revised lower)
::: 58"/43"(!)/44" (already lower too!)
::: --------------------------------------
::: Visit my HomePage at http://members.shaw.ca/finkirv/
::: Visit my Baby Sofia website at http://members.shaw.ca/finkirv4/
::: Visit my OLDTIMERS website at http://members.shaw.ca/finkirv5/
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::: Irv Finkleman,
::: Grampa/Ex-Navy/Old Fart/Ham Radio VE6BP
::: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

On 3 Jun 2004 05:57:35 -0700, (Skaught) wrote:

Does anyone know a recipe for low carb twinkies?

If they do, there are no ingredients that you'd recognise unless you were a
chemistry major.

Carol
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Fasting BG 160
227/223/150 (official weigh-day: Thursday)
Bernstein 5/25/2004
Diabetes Dx 5/15/2001
Diet, Exercise, Oral Medication

(Skaught) wrote in message . com...
Does anyone know a recipe for low carb twinkies?


Scott

1 cup of finely ground pork rinds
6 ounces of lard
Lots of Splenda
Peanut oil for frying

Mix Splenda with the lard, roll lard into a roll resembling a twinkie,
bread using the pork rinds. Fry until crisp in a deep fryer. Enjoy!

curt wrote:

Come on. Three jokes and no answer? I don't have one, but there is low
carb everything else, why not a Twinkie? Sponge cake with some cream in
it. Can't be all that hard.

Curt

Mix chicken and splenda, fill with whipped cream and butter and splenda.



"Irv Finkleman" wrote in message
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Skaught wrote:

Does anyone know a recipe for low carb twinkies?

Scott

Open package
Discard Twinkie
Boil Package
Eat
--
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Diagnosed Type II Diabetes March 5 2001
Beating it with diet and exercise!
297/215/210 (to be revised lower)
58"/43"(!)/44" (already lower too!)
--------------------------------------
Visit my HomePage at http://members.shaw.ca/finkirv/
Visit my Baby Sofia website at http://members.shaw.ca/finkirv4/
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Irv Finkleman,
Grampa/Ex-Navy/Old Fart/Ham Radio VE6BP
Calgary, Alberta, Canada

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Does anyone know a recipe for low carb twinkies?


Scott

1 cup of finely ground pork rinds
6 ounces of lard
Lots of Splenda
Peanut oil for frying

Mix Splenda with the lard, roll lard into a roll resembling a
twinkie,
bread using the pork rinds. Fry until crisp in a deep fryer. Enjoy!


Very funny.


Almond flour poundcake with whipped cream with a touch of guar or
xanthan for stabilization and a bit of splenda and vanilla in it. Bake
in those little mini loaf pans and core the center out and use a
whipped cream maker to mix the cream filling and fill the center.
Freeze portions not eaten, because there is no preservative preventing
mold.

Almond flour poundcake found in the asdlc cookbook, which is at Tina
McDonald's site, which is in the FAQ, posted daily.


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