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DRS wrote:

Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in
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DRS wrote:
Proton Soup wrote in message


[...]

Masturbate daily to lube the prostate and prevent cancer.

Did you know that in medical circles prostate cancer is known as the
priest's disease? It's true.

Speaking as a physician, it is not true.

I know doctors who disagree with you. RC priests are notoriously prone to
getting it.


If that were true, it should be easy for you to provide a Google cite of a
post by a physician who has written that Roman Catholic priests are prone to
getting prostate cancer..

--
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Board-Certified Cardiologist
http://www.heartmdphd.com/

Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in message

DRS wrote:

[...]

I know doctors who disagree with you. RC priests are notoriously
prone to getting it.

If that were true, it should be easy for you to provide a Google cite
of a post by a physician who has written that Roman Catholic priests
are prone to getting prostate cancer..

I said I know the doctors. I never said they posted on the net.

--

A: Top-posters.
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DRS wrote:

Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in message

DRS wrote:

[...]

I know doctors who disagree with you. RC priests are notoriously
prone to getting it.

If that were true, it should be easy for you to provide a Google cite
of a post by a physician who has written that Roman Catholic priests
are prone to getting prostate cancer..

I said I know the doctors. I never said they posted on the net.


Prove your claim.

--
Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
Board-Certified Cardiologist
http://www.heartmdphd.com/

On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 04:40:06 +1000, "DRS"
wrote:

Did you know that in medical circles prostate cancer is known as the
priest's disease? It's true.

Knowing and speaking to dozens of physicians, many who are Catholic,
that's a crock.

Lift well, Eat less, Walk fast, Live long.

On Wed, 08 Oct 2003 01:10:14 -0400, John M. Williams
wrote:

Physicians should read the literature rather than speculating:

Idiot Bodybuilders should keep to looking in mirrors, shaving and
adoring themselves, and leave science to scientists. Say Hi to Volk
for me.

Lift well, Eat less, Walk fast, Live long.

"Blue Mu_n" wrote in message
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On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 04:40:06 +1000, "DRS"
wrote:

Did you know that in medical circles prostate cancer is known as the
priest's disease? It's true.

Knowing and speaking to dozens of physicians, many who are Catholic,
that's a crock.

In the case of a priest - it may be a cock!


Lift well, Eat less, Walk fast, Live long.

On Wed, 08 Oct 2003 20:39:32 GMT, "OmegaZero2003"
wrote:


"Blue Mu_n" wrote in message
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On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 04:40:06 +1000, "DRS"
wrote:

Did you know that in medical circles prostate cancer is known as the
priest's disease? It's true.

Knowing and speaking to dozens of physicians, many who are Catholic,
that's a crock.

In the case of a priest - it may be a cock!

He who crows last may crow the longest!



Lift well, Eat less, Walk fast, Live long.

On Wed, 08 Oct 2003 09:09:18 -0400, "Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:

Since when is the British Journal of Urology International not a
reputable, peer-reviewed source?


It actually isn't.

So what are you saying, that it isn't peer-reviewed, isn't reputable,
or both?

Proton Soup

Blue Mu_n wrote:

On Wed, 08 Oct 2003 01:10:14 -0400, John M. Williams
wrote:


Physicians should read the literature rather than speculating:


Idiot Bodybuilders should keep to looking in mirrors, shaving and
adoring themselves, and leave science to scientists.

Irony, thy name is Mu...

Pastorio

"Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote in message
s.com...
Proton Soup wrote:

On Tue, 07 Oct 2003 20:48:31 -0400, "Dr. Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
wrote:

DRS wrote:

Proton Soup wrote in message


[...]

Masturbate daily to lube the prostate and prevent cancer.

Did you know that in medical circles prostate cancer is known as the
priest's disease? It's true.

Risk of prostate cancer is higher in folks with higher testosterone
levels. Testosterone levels tend to be higher in folks that masturbate
(or are otherwise sexually active) than folks who aren't. Sorry.

If cigarette smoke carcinogens are concentrated in prostatic fluids (as an
explanation for the cancer), the solution is to stop smoking instead of
masterbating.



I came up with what I thought was the perfect way to quit smoking. Every
time I wanted a cigarette, I would masturbate instead.

It didn't work, because I always wanted a cigarette afterwards ...
g
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Peter
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