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Americans weigh down cruise ship
http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/com...55E663,00.html
Americans weigh down cruise ship 07dec04 DOZENS of seats on the world's most luxurious cruise liner have collapsed under the weight of obese American passengers. The chairs -- on the Queen Mary 2 -- are being replaced or repaired. The seating is mainly in the bar and restaurant areas. Alstom Chantiers, the French company that provided the liner with all its fixtures and fittings, claimed many of the chairs had buckled under the weight of larger passengers. "There are some things that need to be changed or replaced," said a spokesman. "For instance, there are some problems with the chairs because some of our passengers are heavier than we imagined. "It's not an English problem, it's probably more American." An unnamed former member of the ship's crew said: "We do have many large passengers on the QM2. Most of the passengers are American. "And we do have 10 restaurants on the ship, so if they are big when they get on, they tend to be bigger when they get off." |
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I once watched a friend drop to the floor in a Mexican restaurant, as his
chair collapsed. I was heavier than him at the time. Fortunately, he was not hurt. We all laughed.... "Dean S. Lautermilch®²ºº³" wrote in message ... http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/com...55E663,00.html Americans weigh down cruise ship 07dec04 DOZENS of seats on the world's most luxurious cruise liner have collapsed under the weight of obese American passengers. The chairs -- on the Queen Mary 2 -- are being replaced or repaired. The seating is mainly in the bar and restaurant areas. Alstom Chantiers, the French company that provided the liner with all its fixtures and fittings, claimed many of the chairs had buckled under the weight of larger passengers. "There are some things that need to be changed or replaced," said a spokesman. "For instance, there are some problems with the chairs because some of our passengers are heavier than we imagined. "It's not an English problem, it's probably more American." An unnamed former member of the ship's crew said: "We do have many large passengers on the QM2. Most of the passengers are American. "And we do have 10 restaurants on the ship, so if they are big when they get on, they tend to be bigger when they get off." |
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Dean S. Lautermilch®²ºº³ wrote:
http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/com...55E663,00.html Americans weigh down cruise ship 07dec04 DOZENS of seats on the world's most luxurious cruise liner have collapsed under the weight of obese American passengers. The chairs -- on the Queen Mary 2 -- are being replaced or repaired. The seating is mainly in the bar and restaurant areas. Alstom Chantiers, the French company that provided the liner with all its fixtures and fittings, claimed many of the chairs had buckled under the weight of larger passengers. "There are some things that need to be changed or replaced," said a spokesman. "For instance, there are some problems with the chairs because some of our passengers are heavier than we imagined. "It's not an English problem, it's probably more American." An unnamed former member of the ship's crew said: "We do have many large passengers on the QM2. Most of the passengers are American. "And we do have 10 restaurants on the ship, so if they are big when they get on, they tend to be bigger when they get off." \ alt.yet.another.loser.consoles.himself.with.a.vani ty.group |
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That is too funny! I can just see it now. All these big fat Americans
driving their huge SUVs in the parking lot then walking towards the ship with lobster bibs on already, before they even get on. LOL Hummers, Excursions and Escalades fill the parking lot. Too funny! People pushing their way on the ship in search of the nearest buffets. The employees and French chefs all looking scared that they may not have enough food on board and the captain wondering if the ship will be able to still float as they board. Curt "Dean S. Lautermilch®²ºº³" wrote in message ... http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/com...55E663,00.html Americans weigh down cruise ship 07dec04 DOZENS of seats on the world's most luxurious cruise liner have collapsed under the weight of obese American passengers. The chairs -- on the Queen Mary 2 -- are being replaced or repaired. The seating is mainly in the bar and restaurant areas. Alstom Chantiers, the French company that provided the liner with all its fixtures and fittings, claimed many of the chairs had buckled under the weight of larger passengers. "There are some things that need to be changed or replaced," said a spokesman. "For instance, there are some problems with the chairs because some of our passengers are heavier than we imagined. "It's not an English problem, it's probably more American." An unnamed former member of the ship's crew said: "We do have many large passengers on the QM2. Most of the passengers are American. "And we do have 10 restaurants on the ship, so if they are big when they get on, they tend to be bigger when they get off." |
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"curt" wrote in message news:gYotd.1661$4Y5.1260@trndny05... : That is too funny! I can just see it now. All these big fat Americans : driving their huge SUVs in the parking lot then walking towards the ship : with lobster bibs on already, before they even get on. LOL Hummers, : Excursions and Escalades fill the parking lot. Too funny! People pushing : their way on the ship in search of the nearest buffets. The employees and : French chefs all looking scared that they may not have enough food on board : and the captain wondering if the ship will be able to still float as they : board. : : Curt My Mom and Step-father went on a cruise to Alaska about 10 years ago. He bragged later that they "didn't miss a single feeding!" and some of those feedings were at midnight...Shortly after returning, he landed in the hospital with gastritis, and the doc said, "I don't get it: if I didn't know better, I'd say you've been gorging yourself with food and alcohol." When told that Calvin had been on a two week cruise, the doc suddenly understood.... Pat in TX : : : "Dean S. Lautermilch®²ºº³" wrote in message : ... : : http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/com...55E663,00.html : Americans weigh down cruise ship : 07dec04 : DOZENS of seats on the world's most luxurious cruise liner have collapsed : under the weight of obese American passengers. The chairs -- on the Queen : Mary 2 -- are being replaced or repaired. The seating is mainly in the bar : and restaurant areas. Alstom Chantiers, the French company that provided : the : liner with all its fixtures and fittings, claimed many of the chairs had : buckled under the weight of larger passengers. "There are some things that : need to be changed or replaced," said a spokesman. "For instance, there : are : some problems with the chairs because some of our passengers are heavier : than we imagined. : "It's not an English problem, it's probably more American." : An unnamed former member of the ship's crew said: "We do have many large : passengers on the QM2. Most of the passengers are American. "And we do : have : 10 restaurants on the ship, so if they are big when they get on, they tend : to be bigger when they get off." : : : : : : |
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The other night I went to a local restaurant with a friend and noticed
the chair I originally sat down on was shaky, so I immediately swapped it not wanting to imagine being the fat American breaking the chair. Agh! doug Cubit wrote: I once watched a friend drop to the floor in a Mexican restaurant, as his chair collapsed. I was heavier than him at the time. Fortunately, he was not hurt. We all laughed.... |
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Well thanks for the heads up. We are going on a 7 day Norwegian Cruise
Line through the Alaska inlet in August. I will be sure and stand LOL, Serves them right to have their chairs broken anyway. The average ass width is not the meer 18 inches like the old movie theatres, play houses and auditoriums seats. They were surely made in the 18th century when woman cinched their bodies tightly in corsets LOL. I haven't found a shoe horn big enough to help fit my fat ass in any those old seats! The high school auditorium and playhouse here have those teeny tiny armed seats! OWEEEEE Laureen |
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