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REC: South Park Salty Balls
I've been interested in something like a cookie lately, but the store-
bought lowcarb ones are full of maltitol and they always have a sort of pressed milkcarton consistency. I really didn't have much to lose trying to make my own, but I can't really cook. I basically employ the sandcastle technique in the kitchen and come up with disasters of various proportions ranging from minor to epic. Sometimes the disaster is edible, sometimes it ends up in the garbage disposal, which is what happened last week with a chemically undefinable substance that used to be peanut butter and baker's chocolate. This week though, I got this idea: Two cups of vanilla whey protein 1/2 cup of peanut butter 2 eggs a couple tablespoons of butter 1/2 cup of almond meal splenda. I mushed all this up together til I got something that resembled cookie dough. I didn't want to mess with baking soda or baking powder because I've actually made things explode before with that stuff. I dropped clumps of the batter on a buttered baking sheet and had it in the oven at 325 for twenty minutes. Came out okay, although instead of flattening and spreading they came out less like "cookies" and more like "snack balls". This is almost as horrible as it sounds but they had potential. They were truly no worse-tasting than those Carbolite cookies that used to be around. They needed a little manual flattening to seem like a cookies, a little sweetening and possibly some maple flavoring. Or, if you just preferred the salty balls flavor you could put them in muffin tins and get that great Carbolite muffin experience of yore. Object: To produce a cookielike object using feasible ingredients. Method: c allowed in kitchen for one hour with no supervision and only blunt utensils Result: South Park Salty Balls Conclusion: At least there were no explosions. c Where there are cheesy puffs there gotta be snack balls. |
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On Oct 26, 9:33?pm, DJ Delorie wrote:
writes: Two cups of vanilla whey protein 1/2 cup of peanut butter 2 eggs a couple tablespoons of butter 1/2 cup of almond meal splenda. Came out okay, although instead of flattening and spreading they came out less like "cookies" and more like "snack balls". If you get a chance to catch Alton Brown's cookie episode, it might help with this. For starters, try more butter - it melts, which is what you want the ball of dough to do. Hm. Well, I suppose more butter could be the final link between myself and culinary genius and fame. Itt's somewhat of a longshot, though, DJ. c South Park Salty Buttered Balls? |
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REC: South Park Salty Balls
On Oct 26, 10:06 pm, wrote:
I've been interested in something like a cookie lately, but the store- bought lowcarb ones are full of maltitol and they always have a sort of pressed milkcarton consistency. I really didn't have much to lose trying to make my own, but I can't really cook. I basically employ the sandcastle technique in the kitchen and come up with disasters of various proportions ranging from minor to epic. Sometimes the disaster is edible, sometimes it ends up in the garbage disposal, which is what happened last week with a chemically undefinable substance that used to be peanut butter and baker's chocolate. This week though, I got this idea: Two cups of vanilla whey protein 1/2 cup of peanut butter 2 eggs a couple tablespoons of butter 1/2 cup of almond meal splenda. I mushed all this up together til I got something that resembled cookie dough. I didn't want to mess with baking soda or baking powder because I've actually made things explode before with that stuff. I dropped clumps of the batter on a buttered baking sheet and had it in the oven at 325 for twenty minutes. Came out okay, although instead of flattening and spreading they came out less like "cookies" and more like "snack balls". This is almost as horrible as it sounds but they had potential. They were truly no worse-tasting than those Carbolite cookies that used to be around. They needed a little manual flattening to seem like a cookies, a little sweetening and possibly some maple flavoring. Or, if you just preferred the salty balls flavor you could put them in muffin tins and get that great Carbolite muffin experience of yore. Object: To produce a cookielike object using feasible ingredients. Method: c allowed in kitchen for one hour with no supervision and only blunt utensils Result: South Park Salty Balls Uhm, no 2 tablespoons of cinnamon 2-3 egg whites half stick of butter (melted) 1 cup flour (I guess we'd use almond flour? Carbquik?) 1/4 cup of unsweetened chocolate 1/2 cup brandy 1-2 bags sugar (Splenda? I dunno) 1 pinch vanilla (hell, throw in all the seeds from 1 pod) Stir with wooden spoon in a bowl Bake at 350. No timing is given, so use your judgement. -Hollywood "grease up that cookie sheet, cause I hate when my balls stick" |
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REC: South Park Salty Balls
On Oct 28, 10:17?am, Hollywood wrote:
On Oct 26, 10:06 pm, wrote: I've been interested in something like a cookie lately, but the store- bought lowcarb ones are full of maltitol and they always have a sort of pressed milkcarton consistency. I really didn't have much to lose trying to make my own, but I can't really cook. I basically employ the sandcastle technique in the kitchen and come up with disasters of various proportions ranging from minor to epic. Sometimes the disaster is edible, sometimes it ends up in the garbage disposal, which is what happened last week with a chemically undefinable substance that used to be peanut butter and baker's chocolate. This week though, I got this idea: Two cups of vanilla whey protein 1/2 cup of peanut butter 2 eggs a couple tablespoons of butter 1/2 cup of almond meal splenda. I mushed all this up together til I got something that resembled cookie dough. I didn't want to mess with baking soda or baking powder because I've actually made things explode before with that stuff. I dropped clumps of the batter on a buttered baking sheet and had it in the oven at 325 for twenty minutes. Came out okay, although instead of flattening and spreading they came out less like "cookies" and more like "snack balls". This is almost as horrible as it sounds but they had potential. They were truly no worse-tasting than those Carbolite cookies that used to be around. They needed a little manual flattening to seem like a cookies, a little sweetening and possibly some maple flavoring. Or, if you just preferred the salty balls flavor you could put them in muffin tins and get that great Carbolite muffin experience of yore. Object: To produce a cookielike object using feasible ingredients. Method: c allowed in kitchen for one hour with no supervision and only blunt utensils Result: South Park Salty Balls Uhm, no 2 tablespoons of cinnamon 2-3 egg whites half stick of butter (melted) 1 cup flour (I guess we'd use almond flour? Carbquik?) 1/4 cup of unsweetened chocolate 1/2 cup brandy 1-2 bags sugar (Splenda? I dunno) 1 pinch vanilla (hell, throw in all the seeds from 1 pod) Stir with wooden spoon in a bowl Bake at 350. No timing is given, so use your judgement. Really? You realize what you've said here, right? -Hollywood "grease up that cookie sheet, cause I hate when my balls stick"- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Okay I'll try with the egg whites. I never got the thing about the egg whites but apparently all the Hollywood people recommend them... c egg whites: one more thing to get confused about |
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REC: South Park Salty Balls
On Oct 28, 12:25 pm, wrote:
On Oct 28, 10:17?am, Hollywood wrote: On Oct 26, 10:06 pm, wrote: I've been interested in something like a cookie lately, but the store- bought lowcarb ones are full of maltitol and they always have a sort of pressed milkcarton consistency. I really didn't have much to lose trying to make my own, but I can't really cook. I basically employ the sandcastle technique in the kitchen and come up with disasters of various proportions ranging from minor to epic. Sometimes the disaster is edible, sometimes it ends up in the garbage disposal, which is what happened last week with a chemically undefinable substance that used to be peanut butter and baker's chocolate. This week though, I got this idea: Two cups of vanilla whey protein 1/2 cup of peanut butter 2 eggs a couple tablespoons of butter 1/2 cup of almond meal splenda. I mushed all this up together til I got something that resembled cookie dough. I didn't want to mess with baking soda or baking powder because I've actually made things explode before with that stuff. I dropped clumps of the batter on a buttered baking sheet and had it in the oven at 325 for twenty minutes. Came out okay, although instead of flattening and spreading they came out less like "cookies" and more like "snack balls". This is almost as horrible as it sounds but they had potential. They were truly no worse-tasting than those Carbolite cookies that used to be around. They needed a little manual flattening to seem like a cookies, a little sweetening and possibly some maple flavoring. Or, if you just preferred the salty balls flavor you could put them in muffin tins and get that great Carbolite muffin experience of yore. Object: To produce a cookielike object using feasible ingredients. Method: c allowed in kitchen for one hour with no supervision and only blunt utensils Result: South Park Salty Balls Uhm, no 2 tablespoons of cinnamon 2-3 egg whites half stick of butter (melted) 1 cup flour (I guess we'd use almond flour? Carbquik?) 1/4 cup of unsweetened chocolate 1/2 cup brandy 1-2 bags sugar (Splenda? I dunno) 1 pinch vanilla (hell, throw in all the seeds from 1 pod) Stir with wooden spoon in a bowl Bake at 350. No timing is given, so use your judgement. Really? You realize what you've said here, right? -Hollywood "grease up that cookie sheet, cause I hate when my balls stick"- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Okay I'll try with the egg whites. I never got the thing about the egg whites but apparently all the Hollywood people recommend them... c egg whites: one more thing to get confused about- Hide quoted text - If you're gonna call it Chocolate Salty Balls, it's gotta be based on the recipe at some point. I understand that your judgement is, well, not quite ready for a recipe without a firm time in it. Hollywood "If you ever need a quick pick me up, just put my balls in your mouth" -Chef, "Chocolate Salty Balls" |
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