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Old October 28th, 2009, 08:13 PM posted to alt.suicide.holiday,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.2600,alt.support.depression.recovery,alt.support.diet
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Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay
healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said
people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier
and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and
encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just
can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of
strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to
do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a
great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in
the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far
more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a
natural boost to their immune system for free."

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time
they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a
society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are
encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and
medically a good idea as well."

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their
neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in
private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.

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Old October 28th, 2009, 08:23 PM posted to alt.suicide.holiday,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.2600,alt.support.depression.recovery,alt.support.diet
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Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay
healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said
people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier
and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and
encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just
can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of
strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to
do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a
great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in
the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far
more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a
natural boost to their immune system for free."

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time
they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a
society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are
encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and
medically a good idea as well."

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their
neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in
private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.

--
Master of Puppets Be proud of what's in your
trousers
DENSA Life Achievement Am I the only one with half a brain?


oh no , its the box of angry **** and warts

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Old October 28th, 2009, 09:53 PM posted to alt.suicide.holiday,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.2600,alt.support.depression.recovery,alt.support.diet
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On Oct 28, 3:13*pm, Mad as a Box of Frogs
wrote:
Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay
healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said
people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier
and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and
encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just
can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of
strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to
do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a
great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in
the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far
more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a
natural boost to their immune system for free."

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time
they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a
society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are
encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and
medically a good idea as well."

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their
neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in
private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.

--
Master of Puppets * * * * * * * * * * * Be proud of what's in your
trousers
DENSA Life Achievement * * * * *Am I the only one with half a brain?




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