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Announcing: The NEW! and Already IMPROVED! Will Brink Water Supplement from MFW Tech!
Announcing: The NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink Water Supplement
from MFW Tech! 1 April 2007 Sirius Cybernetics Corporation MFW Biochem Techology Division Bionicbullametric Marketing Department For Immediate Release: The all NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink 7001 Extrasol Kinedopeamine Water Supplement from MFW Tech's own proprietary laboratory research is the next new revolution in sports energy and muscle growth nutritional supplementation! Absolutely NO CALORIES and ZERO TRANSFAT, the all NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink 7001 Extrasol Kinedopeamine Water Supplement from MFW Tech is *the* ONLY water supplement on the market today utilizing a biokenesteological combination of dopeamineatrol and hahalololstetics to provide today's elite performance athletes and strength gainers with the latest nutritional advances to MAXIMIZE water retention and fluid solubility! Plus, with its 300% USRDA boost of Bx57, Mihol-Carunis 5, and Duh-Complexitine, the all NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink 7001 Extrasol Kinedopeamine Water Supplement from MFW Tech will increase oat-bran digestion for more efficient bowel movements and palm pump for more profitable masturbation! Taken in combination with our best-selling companion products Will Brink Protein Packer 8000XZ and Will Brink Protein Optimizer with Mesocarbonic Creatine, the all NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink 7001 Extrasol Kinedopeamine Water Supplement from MFW Tech is going to REVOLUTINIZE modern online fitness gains! Clinical studies from leading university research and usenet health and fitness newsgroups participants demonstrate that the all NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink 7001 Extrasol Kinedopeamine Water Supplement from MFW Tech is so potent, you can even see it in your urine! Our all NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink 7001 Extrasol Kinedopeamine Water Supplement improves salinity by .0000132212 microns to the milligram, and introduces excelite mineral mass into the anabolasticinationous process of mesomorphonicity and weightaliftawowtosis! Satisfied old farts no more, all thanks to the all NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink 7001 Extrasol Kinedopeamine Water Supplement from MFW Tech, elite MFW trolls confirm that keystroke speed gains accelerated by an amazing 2,343,034.09484% overnight! Hat sizes gained an incredible 593.094 cm, and penis erection increased 2,000 milliseconds!! The all NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink 7001 Extrasol Kinedopeamine Water Supplement from MFW Tech: available at GNC, Vitamin Shoppe, and other fine fleecers of fitness fanatics! Ask for it by name - the all NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink brand 7001 Extrasol Kinedopeamine Water Supplement from MFW Tech: up yours today! |
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Announcing: The NEW! and Already IMPROVED! Will Brink Water Supplement from MFW Tech!
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"Prisoner at War" wrote: Announcing: The NEW! and already IMPROVED! Will Brink Water Supplement from MFW Tech! Yawn. Not even a good attempt at a troll. No surprises there, you don't appear to be good at much, so being a poor troll is par for the course. Your mother must be very proud....carry on. |
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